"Can I have a taco?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together behind her back.

"No." Waluigi remarked as he stuck his tongue out at her.

"Please?" Toadette pleaded as she moved her arms about.

Waluigi folded his arms together. "Nyet."

"Oh come on, why not?" Toadette pouted as she had an angry expression on her face.

Waluigi squinted his eyes at Toadette as he tilted his purple cap back up. "Because you have no money on you."

A sad trombone played as Toadette frowned, feeling cheated as she left.

"So, how many tacos have you sold?" Lakithunder asked as he was floating above the taco cart.

"Who wants to know?" Waluigi remarked as he was munching on a fish flavored taco.

Lakithunder simply shrugged in response. "Hey, I'm just curious. After all, we're all friendly business folks here in Seaside Hill."

Waluigi took in a deep breath as he sighed, closing his eyes. "Not that much, lately. I think people are finally becoming sick of this place."

"That's a shock." Lakithunder remarked with a sly smirk.

Waluigi caught onto Lakithunder's pun, simply pointing towards the northern direction. "Get out. Just go."

"All right, geeze, I'm goin'..." Lakithunder remarked as he frowned, once again getting scolded for making bad puns.

"So many tacos... I don't know which to choose!" Iggy Koopa stated as he laughed crazily, his hands on his face.

Waluigi growled as he squinted his eyes, clenching his right fist as he shook it angrily. "You better be buying one of them, or I'm gonna get real nasty real quick."

"You can't tell me what to do!" Iggy snapped as he took out his wand and turned Waluigi into a green turnip vegetable, snatching the tacos as he began running off, with Waluigi bouncing about in frustration.

"...hey, how did you turn back to normal?" A yellow robed Shy Guy asked as he faced Waluigi, with the afternoon transitioning into the evening. "I could have sworn that you were a turnip several minutes ago..."

Waluigi sighed in annoyance as he had his hands on his face, shaking in response. "Look, I don't want to discuss it. Let's just say a certain someone helped me out through this tough situation..."

"Yep!" Princess Daisy burped loudly as she bent over and emitted a bassy fart, puffing up her orange shorts as she wafted the air, laughing. "Man, do veggies stink more than meat! Phew!"

The Shy Guy felt like he was going to throw up as Waluigi slammed his head on the taco cart, wanting to be left alone for a while.

With it now being nighttime in Seaside Hill, Waluigi grumbled in annoyance as he was waiting at the Seaside Hill train station, his arms folded together as he took in a deep sigh, shaking his head. "Wah. Where is that Chuffy guy when I need him? I got tacos to deliver, you know!"

Chief Chilly, who was on his usual patrol, approached Waluigi, asking him, "Wait a moment. If you're here right now, who's back at your taco stand?"

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he faced Chief Chilly. "My clone, of course! Who else?"

A quick look back at the taco stand...

"WAH! COME BUY WALUIGI'S TACOS! WALUIGI WANT YOUR MONEY!" The Waluigi clone exclaimed as his bizarre actions were scaring off the customers, who were used to Waluigi's bizarre nature, but not it taken up to eleven.

"Where did this guy get high?" A female pink Bob-omb asked a female Galoomba, who shook her head in response as she didn't know either.