Waluigi was in the process of making a new batch of tacos as Dry Bowser and Isabelle both pulled up on different colored pipe framed karts, the two of them honking their horns at Waluigi, who screamed as he flailed his arms and fell back into the pile of tacos he just made.
"Wah!" Waluigi exclaimed as he emerged out of the taco pile, glaring at Dry Bowser and Isabelle. "What gives? You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
Dry Bowser chuckled as he moved his right boney hand around. "It just so happened that I'm confirmed to return to Mario Kart, dumbass. I'm a playable alt for my idiot fleshy relative in that shitty third arcade Mario Kart..." He then pointed at Isabelle. "...And I'm going to actually be playable in Mario Kart 8 now alongside her and that creepy Villager kid."
"Yeah! I can't wait to race around with you all!" Isabelle gleefully exclaimed as she clapped her hands, giving Dry Bowser a concerned glance. "Although I would never cite my wonderful mayor as creepy..."
Waluigi shook his head in disbelief as he pointed at the two racers. "Wait, you mean to tell me that Nintendo did for Mario Kart 8 what it couldn't do for Mario Kart 7?"
"You mean take a shitty rushed game and actually fix it through fanservice DLC that includes a track based on Animal Crossing?" Dry Bowser remarked with a sly grin as he poked Waluigi in the nose. "Why of course! Shame that you still got shafted when it came to MK7, but look at it this way! MK8 is the rage nowadays. No one even plays MK7 anymore."
"...True." Waluigi grumbled as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "And knowing Nintendo, this update will be mandatory to keep online active..."
"Ooh! Can I have one of your tacos, please?" Isabelle asked as she began wagging her tail, her eyes shining. "My tummy's been rumbling, and I've been on a spicy kick lately!"
Waluigi and Dry Bowser gave each other glances as Isabelle kept on panting, with Waluigi shrugging as he gave the hungry dog some tacos, being payed back in Animal Crossing bells, which made him sigh in response.