Magicant was all bright, pink, and unusual as weird memories were popping up everywhere, with the Flying Men simply flying around, looking for opponents. Waluigi had settled on the river below the action, sighing as he had his hands on his face, with Jigglypuff and Donkey Kong making out in the pink leaves of the nearby tree as Toadette walked by, licking a strawberry flavored lollipop as she noticed Donkey Kong and Jigglypuff tumbling out of the tree.

"...Do they have a thing with each other?" Toadette innocently asked Waluigi as she pointed at the kissing couple. "Because it stands out... I like it!"

Waluigi sighed in annoyance as he placed his right hand on his forehead, nodding. "Yeah... I don't know what compels them to be this passionate, but it makes me sick."

"On that note of love, how about you give me and my fellow primate some tacos?" Jigglypuff pleaded as she smiled at Donkey Kong, lowering her eyes. "Because this handsome hunk of ape sure is prime, all right..."

"Yeah, I'm bigger, faster, and stronger, too." Donkey Kong stated as he wrapped his right arm around Jigglypuff. "I'm the perfect big guy for you! HUH!"

Waluigi then snapped his fingers, causing a plane full of tacos to crash on Jigglypuff and Donkey Kong, with no survivors! ...except that Donkey Kong and Jigglypuff ate the same tacos as each other, much to Waluigi's disgust as Toadette giggled, feeling happy for them.

Waluigi sighed as he was back at his taco stand in Seaside Hill, his arms crossed. Bowser Junior made an unexpected appearance as he was bouncing from tropical palm tree to palm tree, laughing as he posed in front of Waluigi.

"Bwa ha ha! I am here, and I want all of your tacos, skinny legs!" Bowser Jr. taunted as he pointed at Waluigi.

Waluigi squinted as he still had his arms folded. "Yeah, and what's a squirt like you want with my spicy, expensive tacos?"

"It's... for an experiment." Bowser Jr. commented as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.

"An experiment?" Waluigi commented as he eyed Bowser Jr. suspiciously.

Bowser Jr. chuckled nervously as he took a step back. "Well, err, yeah, I gotta give these tacos to the homeless!"

"...You don't care for the homeless at all." Waluigi stated as he held a taco in his right hand. "What's your game, kid?"

"I like to explain and all, man, but WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Bowser Jr. exclaimed suddenly as he pointed at the air.

Waluigi turned his head around, only to be knocked to the ground by the very taco he was holding as Bowser Jr. cackled with glee, snatching all the tacos as he ran northward, leaving the unconscious Waluigi behind.

Waluigi hummed to himself as he glanced over his pile of tacos, having set his taco stand on the sandy outskirt of Mario Kart 64's Koopa Troopa Beach, looking westward towards Mario Kart 8's Sunshine Airport, seeing Toadette with a yellow crown circling her pink mushroom cap, the humanoid mushroom girl looking like a princess.

"Toadette, why do you have that dumb crown on?" Waluigi asked as he held a couple of tacos in his hands.

Toadette giggled as she twirled around, pumping her arms as she blinked. "Oh, I'm cosplaying as a princess! I gotta get my royal duty down if I wanna get invited to Princess Peach's royal slumber party!"

"...With a crown like that?" Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes, rolling his left hand. "It looks like a pin on your head."

"Who you calling pinhead?" Toadette grunted as she had a weird face on, strange country music briefly playing in the background as she squinted her eyes at Waluigi.

Waluigi gawked as his eyes widened, closing his eyes and shaking his head to see if he was going crazy. He then opened his eyes, to see Toadette back to normal. "What the hell was that?"

"It's called a gag, you idiot." Toadette commented as she slapped Waluigi across the face with her left hand.

Waluigi dropped his jaw in disbelief as he couldn't believe what Toadette was doing, rubbing his injured face cheek with his right hand as he dropped the tacos he was holding. "Goddamn. You went from being stupid to suddenly being so brash and rash. What's up with you, kid?"

"The author doesn't want me to just be the cute yet bland stereotype, so he's trying to see what he can do to make me a more interesting character besides being a bland, cuter, female version of Toad," Toadette commented as she moved her hands around, placing them on her hips as she nodded her head.

Waluigi's right eye twitched as he fainted, unable to take what Toadette was saying as Toadette snatched several of the tacos Waluigi prepared, running off eastward with the tacos stuffed into her white panties.

Having managed to somehow get his taco stand on the floating yellow Final Destionation platform on Mute City from the original F-ZERO on SNES, Waluigi watched as Lady Palutena and Ganondorf Dragmire both appeared in front of him, the two Smashers looking like an odd couple.

"Give us some really spicy ones!" Palutena exclaimed as she held her hands together.

Waluigi squinted his eyes as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, shaking his head. "I don't know. Why would you two be dating?"

"What? The King of evil can't spice it up with a goddess?" Ganondorf chuckled as he pounded his fists together.

Waluigi sighed as he shrugged, shaking his head. "Well, whatever floats your ship." Waluigi then accepted Ganondorf's payment of ruppies as he handed the couple several spicy tacos, with Palutena and Ganondorf munching on it together as Waluigi stuck out his tongue, mumbling to himself. "I'll never understand what convinces people to date."