Dry Bowser watched as Waluigi had set up his taco stand on Tortimer Island, where all the action was currently taking place as the skeletal reptile shook his head, approaching Waluigi.
"You do know that you're asking for trouble setting up here, right?" Dry Bowser responded with a smirk as he placed his boney hands on his skinless hips.
Waluigi squinted his eyes at Dry Bowser as he munched on a fish flavored taco. "What are you talking about? Nothing bad happens he-"
Waluigi then got attacked by various fleeing beetles, with the tall lanky human screaming as several of the human Animal Crossing villagers chased after the beetles with their nets. Dry Bowser smirked, only for a tree to fall on him due to the male Villager in the red shirt with the blue one printed on cutting it down for some peaches.
"Agh... I see what you mean..." Waluigi groaned as he felt his bones crack, seeing Dry Bowser's skull bounce on the grass.
Waluigi didn't do anything.
"Well this sucks."
"No shit."
"Who you calling pinhead?"
"Come on, Waluigi! Join us!" Toadette exclaimed as she was in the air, twirling around as she used her spinning pink pigtails to fly.
"Yeah! This is too much fun to avoid!" Petey Piranha added in Gilbert Gottfried's voice as he was flapping his big green leaves, flying alongside Toadette.
Waluigi scoffed, having set up his taco stand on top of the Great Fox in Corneria as he looked down at the various green land masses and the huge sprawling blue ocean.
"No thanks. I rather stick to the ground." Waluigi remarked as he folded his arms. "That, and I'm waiting for those stupid Smashers to come over here and buy my cheap fast food."
Waluigi was then blasted by a giant red Landmaster, being blasted off the stage as Petey and Toadette gasped, with the Landmaster's cockpit opening to reveal Wolf O' Donnell, who chuckled in response.
"I never really cared for that bastard, anyway," Wolf admitted as he closed up the cockpit, piloting the Landmaster into the air as he then blasted Toadette and Petey, sending them off the screen, too. Being the cocky son of a bitch that he was, Wolf then proceeded to do damage to the Great Fox, much to Star Fox's general annoyance.
Waluigi was serving tacos to the usual badniks again, this time being in the outskirts of the Sunshine Airport, rolling in the money as he had all of the tacos at a discount. Princess Daisy came up, wearing her usual sports uniform.
"Hiya Wally!" Daisy greeted as she leaned forward on the counter, her big bubble butt sticking in the air. "Got any spicy tacos in here?"
Waluigi raised his right eyebrow. "Yes... what's your point?" He asked, wary.
Daisy farted loudly, the brassy, tuba like sound of the fart blast echoing as a foul odor appeared, driving away all the badniks waiting in line. Waluigi growled in annoyance as Daisy giggled, pooting loudly again as her orange shorts puffed up, getting slightly darker from the deep pitched fart. Waluigi pulled out a steel plate full of fresh tacos, but then he grabbed a shovel, smacking Daisy on the head with it. He then sprayed the area with citrus scented Febreeze, ridding the awful stench of Daisy's flatulence as the badniks who fled came back.