Waluigi was at the Dry Dry Desert near the giant quicksand pit as Dry Bowser pulled up on the yellow colored Parade Kart vehicle, glancing at the taco stand, and then Waluigi, noticing that the tall, wicked human had some seagull repellent on him.
"All right. I'll bite." Dry Bowser remarked as he rolled his right bony hand around, blinking, "What is up with the repellent?"
Waluigi sighed as he placed his left hand on his face, taking in a deep breath as he shook his head. "Trust me, you would know if you were in my shoes."
It was then that various seagulls appeared out of nowhere, with Waluigi yelling as he sprayed the seagull repellent at them, scaring them away. Dry Bowser simply shook his head in dismay as he chuckled.
"How pathetic. Seagulls, seriously?" Dry Bowser remarked as he began to drive off, only for his entire skeletal body to break apart due to Waluigi chucking a plate full of different tacos at him.
Waluigi finished cleaning up his taco stand at Seaside Hill as he had several tacos placed on the wooden tables outside, due to spraying inside the taco stand. A lone seagull landed on the roof, causing the entire place to collapse. Waluigi sighed in annoyance as he tucked down his purple cap.
"All that hard work, gone to waste..." Waluigi muttered angrily as he shrugged, "Oh well. At least I still have the tacos." He then grabbed some of the tacos, holding them in his hands. "Tacos! Fresh tacos, now fifty cents less!"
Suddenly, a large line of Nokis arrived, all of them clamoring for tacos as they held green dollar bills. Waluigi smirked as he exchanged the Nokis' money with the tacos.
Waluigi was underneath his taco stand, the thunderstorm pouring harshly on all of the Cheep Cheep Beach as he waited for a customer to show up. He looked at all the tacos he had, sighing as he closed his eyes, shaking his head.
"All these tacos I got to sell, and not one single person to try it well," Waluigi rhymed as he took in a deep breath, placing his right hand on his face as he let out a loud sigh. "Oh, having two businesses is tough..."
Waluigi decided to munch on some of his own tacos as he sighed, knowing that the harsh, pouring rain drove off any potential customers. Noticeably, Princess Daisy and Toadette, his two most common customers, weren't there.
Waluigi screamed as he was flailing his arms at the seagulls that were swarming around him at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon, with Petey Piranha watching from the sea as he was on a chocolate doughnut tube, shaking his head.
"That's not how you get rid of seagulls!" Petey exclaimed in Gilbert Gottfried's voice as he wrapped his big green leaves around the back of his giant, red colored head. "That tall stick figure with the big pink noise ain't right."