Waluigi watched as various visitors from all over the world were going by his taco stand without taking a second glance, as he was at the Coconut Mall, being in the outdoor garden in the middle of the hugely popular, tropical mall.
"Ugh... I can't believe this. No one is giving me any business." Waluigi grumbled as he folded his lanky arms together. "Barely anyone is going to give me business. Hell, even that Kangidorah freak is getting business for his product, and I haven't even seen the guy! He's probably a ripoff, knowing the name..."
Deciding to take action, Waluigi pulled out a marker from underneath his purple cap, using it on a wooden sign next to his taco stand that stated all tacos were half off. Waluigi then pulled out a yellow megaphone, calling out to everyone that he had his tacos on half price. The entire mall shook as if an earthquake shook, with nearly everyone coming over to his taco stand.
"Wah! Wa ha hah!" Waluigi exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together, grinning. "I knew that this tactic would be handy! Good on me for thinking of this!"
Waluigi was looking through the newspaper and just rolled his eyes. "Why do I get the feeling that parts are being taken from this stupid story and shipped over to others?"
"Because they likely are." Chief Chilly interjected while freezing the area up in ice.
"Why are you here-"
"To check up on you of course."
"Hey you stupid idiots: I got tacos!" Waluigi exclaimed while holding a plate of fresh tacos. "Get over here!"
Awkward silence.
Waluigi decided to throw away the plate behind him. "Fine you fucking losers; no fresh food for you."
Suddenly Petey Piranha came flying out of the sky, crashing into the taco stand and eating up the tacos, much to the dismay of Waluigi.
Waluigi was freezing his butt off as he was at the Gamecube's Sherbet Land from Mario Kart: Double Dash, which always appeared to be nighttime, watching the giant Shy Guys dancing around on the ice as he sneezed, growling as he was hating himself. He had settled the taco stand near the giant cavern full of diamonds.
"Ugh... when I stated I wanted to try a cooler place to sell my spicy tacos, I should have brought one of those parkas!" Waluigi remarked as he sneezed again, this time so hard he fell into the icy cold water behind him, resurfacing as an ice block.
A green colored, Shy Guy like Bandit popped up, taking the hot tacos from the plate as he evilly chuckled, with Waluigi unable to do anything about it. Dry Bowser was walking through for his own pleasure as he noticed Waluigi, shrugging as he kept on walking, with Waluigi growling as he watched Dry Bowser just leave him to freeze to death.