"Hey Waluigi," Lakithunder commented as he was giving Waluigi some electrical power for his taco stand in Seaside Hill. "Have you ever taken taxes into consideration?"
"Wah, of course I have, cloud boy. Waluigi grumbled as he had his lanky arms folded together, shaking his head as he faced Lakithunder. "Why do you ask? Is it something shady that I should know about?"
"...Well, I was just asking, because ol Chief Chilly is coming by again." Lakithunder stated, moving his hands around. "He notices that all of our businesses in Seaside Hill specifically have been slow, so he wants to tax us for not attracting enough customers."
"Well phooey on him. I ain't paying a cent." Waluigi remarked as he munched on a taco, with Lakithunder shrugging as he floated away.
Waluigi was at the Sunshine Airport, watching Toadette dominating the race in an all out female race, with several Miis filling out the extra spots as Waluigi was at the starting line, selling tacos to the various creatures watching the races.
"Tacos, they're going off for half the price!" Waluigi remarked as he glanced to his right, to see Chief Chilly stepping off an airplane, the ice boss glancing at Waluigi.
"I'm coming for you, taco man." Chief Chilly remarked as he went through the security gates, keeping a close eye on Waluigi as his two personal Ice Bully guards followed from behind.
Waluigi sighed in annoyance as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "You have got to be kidding me..."
"Chief Chilly is troubling you again, isn't he?" Dry Bowser chuckled as he faced Waluigi, with both of them at the Grumble Volcano, Waluigi serving tacos inside the main volcano's burning interior.
Waluigi sighed in annoyance as he nodded his head, facing Dry Bowser. "Yeah. It's like that block of ice doesn't know when to quit." He then got a text on his smartphone, pulling it out and groaning as he rolled his eyes. "It's him. And he's still asking me for tax."
"He just really wants in on everyone's business," Dry Bowser commented as he rubbed his skeletal chin with his boney right hand, Waluigi sighing in annoyance as various dry versions of the typical Mario enemies came up to ask for some tacos.
Waluigi was in the DS Wario Stadium at night, watching the various racers zip around the dirt paved track as he was in the stands, selling as many tacos as he could.
"Tacos, come get some while they're hot!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was walking through the aisles.
"Ooh! We'll take one hundred of them!" A female Pianta exclaimed, with several other female Nokis and Piantas nodding in agreement.
Taking in their dollar bills, Waluigi gave the Mario Sunshine group some tacos, chuckling as he flipped through the dollars, a grin on his face. "Excellent! I should have been doing this tactic years ago!"
"Don't forget about the tax," Chief Chilly stated as he waddled by Waluigi, who growled in response as he kept on giving the various customers watching the races some more tacos.