"I don't like the Red Bull drink." Toadette complained to Walugii as she was having one of his various tacos at the Moonview Highway, with both of them being in the city as they were nearby the highway part of the racecourse.

"Why not?" Waluigi remarked as he was making a new batch of tacos.

"Because all it did was turn me into an actual red bull!" Toadette angrily exclaimed as she flailed her arms in the air. "It didn't give me wings at all! What a bullshit ripoff!"

"Heh, nice one." Waluigi remarked as he seasoned the tacos, with Toadette continuing to grumble as she kept on eating her taco, being on the side as Waluigi was giving the finished tacos to the customers waiting in line.


Lakithunder had his newly constructed power plant just across Waluigi's taco stand, with both of them being at the generically named Coliseum stage from Fire Emblem, specifically in front of the huge stage, with the boss Lakitu murmuring as he glanced at Waluigi.

"Business is going good, huh?" Lakithunder remarked as he folded his arms together, smirking. "I bet that once a customer shows up, you'll get a spark in lively hood!"

"You better cut it with these goddamn puns, or I will shove this taco down your throat so hard," Waluigi remarked as he munched on a taco, getting sick of Lakithunder's pun shit.

"Hey, we're all among friends here." Lakithunder responded as he did the backing up motion with his hands. "No need to have a short fuse about it."

Waluigi then chucked a plate full of tacos at Lakithunder, burying him. The Sumo Bro and Chargin' Chuck giving the machine some electrical juice noticed as they just shrugged and kept on working, with Waluigi sighing as he folded his lanky arms together, shaking his head.


Waluigi was at Skyworld, watching Princess Daisy flying around the air by farting, using a technique she learned from Princess Peach Toadstool and Wario. Waluigi sighed as he munched on a spicy chicken flavored taco.

"Don't you ever get tired of stinking it up?" Waluigi remarked as he kept on eating the taco, being used to the spicy hot touch that came with it.

Daisy laughed as she shook her head, her brassy flatulence blowing out of her orange sport shorts. "Nope! This is too much fun to stop!" She then flew past Waluigi, the horrible smell being strong enough to knock Waluigi out cold.


Having had his taco stand established at the Jungle Hijinx stage from Donkey Kong Country returns, Waluigi watched as Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha were having a practice fight against each other, confusing the purple clad, deranged human.

"You two aren't even in Smash 4 3DS. Why are you bothering to train?" Waluigi remarked as he sold some tacos to a couple of pigs and tikis.

"Because we don't need to be in crappy official games to have something to occupy us," Dry Bowser remarked as he was smashed into pieces by a powerful headbutt from Petey.

"All right, I win again!" Petey bellowed in Gilbert Gottfried's voice as he did a victory dance in the air, ignoring the law of physics.

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he kept selling tacos to the various different creatures, only to have brown goop barfed on him by Petey.

"Sorry. I guess that pulp filled lemonade I got from those plant girls didn't sit well with me," Petey apoligized as he then paid Waluigi as an apology, paying him extra to have the tacos that were present.