"Come on! Give us some tips!" Lilligant stated as she and Whimsicott were at Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill.
"No." Waluigi responded as he munched on his tacos.
"Please?" They pleaded again, widening their eyes to appear cuter.
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Fine! Lower your prices, aggressively advertise, and place as many stands around the world as humanely possible!"
Lilligant and Whimsicott gasped as they glanced at each other, then back at Waluigi, surprised that he actually gave them some encouraging advice.
"I don't get paid enough for this shit..." Waluigi mumbled as he pulled out a huge safe, seeing all the money inside. "Actually, I do!"
Waluigi was snoozing as he was at his taco stand in Isle Delfino's iconic Delfino Plaza, with Fire Emblem's Lucina farting loudly by accident as her gas blast woke the tall, lanky purple man up.
"Ehh? What the?" Waluigi remarked, turning to the blue haired, female sword user. "Oh... it's you. NuMarth."
"I have an actual name, you know." Lucina responded as she placed her hands on her hips. "How about some tacos? I heard they were good in spite of... well, you."
"Fine, sure." Waluigi remarked as he felt a plate of tacos. "Just don't go crazy-"
But Lucina didn't listen, as she took the tacos and shoved them all down her mouth, burping loudly in Waluigi's face, the belch being strong enough to blow Waluigi high in the sky. Lucina then felt a grumble in her stomach, placing both of her hands on her rumbling belly as she released a serious of short, raunchy brassy farts, blushing in embarrassment as all the Piantas and Nokis noticed it.
"Goodness me..." Lucina admitted, her voice not being heard due to her loud, deep pitched farts. "Peach really has this strong flatulent effect on us Smash Bros females..."
Waluigi, meanwhile, was blown so high into the sky, he went into the sun. And then the sun turned into Waluigi, who used his newfound powers to make everything purple.
Because purple is good.
"Wally, I'm bored." Toadette yawned as she was with Waluigi at his taco stand in outer space, being on a small, rocky planet that was near the new Rainbow Road from Mario Kart 8.
"That's nice, kid." Waluigi sarcastically replied as he was firing tacos at the racers with a giant slingshot, laughing as he managed to get some racers, jeering at them.
Toadette sighed as she didn't appreciate being ignored by Waluigi, who just wanted to have a good time.
Waluigi had his taco stand at the haunted Banshee Boardwalk, specifically by the exit of the old stone fort, using this scary time of Halloween to get some extra customers. All he could see are giant Cheep Cheeps jumping into the dark salty waters, and several Boos fading in and out.
"You have got to be kidding me. There's hardly a soul here." Waluigi growled as he folded his arms.
Dry Bowser pulled up to Waluigi in the Phantom bike, rolling his eyes at Waluigi. "Well what did you expect on a course that no longer has WiFi access?"
Waluigi chucked a taco at Dry Bowser, knocking his head off his boney body. Waluigi laughed, only to be zapped by Dry Bowser, who placed his skull back onto his skeletal body as he drove off, with Waluigi groaning in pain as his body still shook from the electrocution.