Waluigi watched as Toadette was running around his taco stand in Seaside Hill with some spicy tacos in her hands, being chased by the giant black bird Wingo. Waluigi folded his arms as he shook his head, not believing what was going on. Or, it would be the case if it weren't for the fact that he was used to this shit.

"Wah. All this blatant advertisement is not going to affect sales, you know." Waluigi remarked as he glanced at the sunset in the distance, the sky being bright orange as it started to fade into dark blue, the night starting as Wingo chased Toadette into the sea, where she was snatched up by a couple of hungry killer whales.


Princess Daisy ran up to Waluigi, wearing her normal princess outfit as they were at the Dragon Driftway, near the starting line as there were no races today. "Do you have any tacos today, Wally?" She asked, tiptoing on her feet as her stomach rumbled. "I'm hungry!"

Waluigi turned around, seeing nothing in the back. He turned back to Daisy, shrugging. "Nope, we seem to be empty. Sorry, Daize."

Princess Daisy sniffled as she began crying loudly, running off eastward. Once Daisy was gone, Waluigi chuckled as he rubbed his hands together, turning to his left.

"All right, guys, she's gone, you can continue eating," Waluigi commented, having this all planned out.

Toadette, Aria Meloetta, and Petey Piranha all giggled as they secretly munched on the fishy and icing tacos. Waluigi wrapped his arms around the back of his head, chuckling as he managed to fool Daisy.

"I love being a jackass," Waluigi remarked with a sinister laugh as he tilted back his head.


Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms, being on one of the floating icebergs at the port race course that was the Ice Ice Outpost. "Man, it's getting boring here." He looked around, then looked up at the clear blue skies, crafting several tacos at a time as he shook his head . "Maybe I should sing to make me feel better."

"Singing just makes me want to scream with glee!" Princess Daisy exclaimed as she tackled Waluigi, both of them falling over the green counter.

Toadette had both of her hands behind her head, tilting her head to the right as she had a plate of mostly finished tacos on it, with there being some wooden benches on the iceberg that were occassionally sliding from left to right due to the iceberg's floating. "Gosh, are we capable of singing together in harmony?"

Petey shrugged his big, leafy hands as he appeared next to Toadette, on her left. "It's worth a shot, to be fair."

Dry Bowser groaned as he placed his left skeletal hand on his face. "I got a bad feeling about this."


Waluigi noticed that Lady Palutena and Lucina were hanging out with each other more, with him in Mute City, specifically near the new race course used for Mario Kart 8, various racers, all Miis in different costumes, zipping by in the Blue Falcon, Waluigi having the taco stand on the right side of the starting line.

"Do you two have a relationship or something? You seem to really enjoy each other's company." Waluigi asked as he was munching on a fish flavored taco.

"Oh, we just enjoy each other's company." Palutena stated as she towered over the wooden taco stand.

"Yeah. Palutena... knows how to show me a good time." Lucina remarked, with her holding both of Palutena's hands.

Waluigi rolled his eyes, giving the two Smash girls some tacos as he took the cash from them, one of the Miis, looking like Mitt Romney, crashing into the taco stand, injuring Waluigi greatly as Palutena and Lucina both gasped in shock. Waluigi groaned in pain, the Blue Falcon vehicle on top of him as he called out for help, with the Lakitu placing the Mitt Romney Mii back on the race course.