Waluigi hummed as he was at the Dry Dry Desert, with things being quiet as it was nighttime, and it stopped raining. Waluigi managed to get a lot of Shy Guy and Pokey customers earlier, which was enough to make his trip worth it.
"Wah... I got a lot of bucks here. Enough to get me these fans to keep me cool." Waluigi remarked as he had two giant fans on each side of the taco stand, being near the oasis. "Now that I got much dosh from here, I can invest in that new vacation house I always wanted... the one in the desert..."
Waluigi then turned around to see some Pidgits trying to steal some tacos, with Waluigi shouting at them as he pulled out his purple tennis racket and chased the black birds riding the red carpets away, with the blowing sand getting into the unsold tacos.
Waluigi picked up some of the wooden rubble that fell around the beach during the violent storm that shook Seaside Hill. Toadette and Aria Meloetta were munching on tacos as they watched.
"Golly, Wally sure does pour love into keeping this beach nice and tiddy," Toadette commented as she burped loudly, giggling. "Excuse me!"
Meloetta rubbed the back of her head with her right paddle shaped hand. "You gotta give him credit, at least he keeps his taco stand in check."
"Would you two mind in helping me?" Waluigi asked as he was holding a gigantic pile of wood in his hands.
Toadette and Meloetta looked at each other as they shrugged, shaking their heads. Waluigi groaned as he dropped the pile of wood on his feet, screaming in pain.
Waluigi yawned as he stretched his lanky arms, having sold all of his tacos at the populous Fourside metropolis from Earthbound early on. He rubbed the back of his neck, looking around to see if there were anymore customers in the giant, four sided metropolis, with it being nighttime.
"Hmm... maybe I should continue to branch out," Waluigi commented as he turned around, counting all the large piles of green dollar bills. "I'm an even greater success in Seaside Hill since I expanded than before, but I wonder what numbers I'll net in from... say..." He rubbed his chin, thinking. "...Non Nintendo locations..."
He continued pondering, then he shrugged as he shook his head, closing his eyes. "Ehh, best not to think about it. I'm in a dumb fanfic, I'm making money, I'm doing something besides being at parties and playing sports while being a hilarious dick, I should be happy." He was then smashed into the roof ceiling of a skyscraper by a lot of tacos that emerged out of nowhere, moaning greatly in pain as everyone walking by looked on in confusion.
Waluigi was shivering as he was at Gamecube's Sherbet Land from Double Dash, seeing several blue colored penguins swimming in the cold freezing water as he sneezed, being at the entrance to the cavern.
"Ugh! Why do I keep insisting on going to the most mundane places?" Waluigi groaned as he had a purple blanket wrapped around him. "I'm freezing my butt off here!"
Waluigi then was covered in snow from the snow falling off the top of the mountain housing the cavern, with Waluigi's angry eyes popping up as he growled, feeling even colder, with two penguins pointing at Waluigi and laughing.