Waluigi was soaring high at the Cloudtop Cruise, seeing various hot air baloons of different variety fly as he was chucking tacos down at the white puffy clouds, of which he had stuffed in his dark purple overalls.

"I know it might be bad for business just chucking these away, but they got old and stale anyway." Waluigi remarked as he chucked the old tacos down, shaking his head. "No one, not even someone as dumb and gullible as Daisy, would want to buy this shit. Even if it was less than a dollar each!"

Unfortunately, Waluigi swerved too close to an upcoming thunderstorm, getting zapped continously by lightning as he screamed in pain, having met a bad fate.


Waluigi returned back to where his taco stand was on the beach in front of the Coconut Mall, seeing it much larger than before, being made completely out of steel. The hard working orange Egg Pawns were there, waiting to get paid for their services. Waluigi chuckled as he rubbed his hands together.

"You guys did a great job! Waa ha ha ha ha!" Waluigi commented as he approached the seven robots, pulling out a plate of freshly made tacos. "You guys deserve this after a long hard working day!"

The Egg Pawns all cheered as they took the tacos and munched down on it, waving goodbye as they headed north towards the giant Coconut Mall. Waluigi tossed the empty steel plate away as he observed the finished taco stand, seeing if it was up to his standard.

"Well, I just need one thing to add..." Waluigi remarked, only to get squashed by Petey Piranha, who crash landed right on top of the tall lanky human, much to his dismay and pain.


Waluigi was racing at the Grumble Volcano, driving in the Offroader as he was also chucking stale tacos at the Dry Bones popping up from the magma hardened ground to watch the race. Dry Bowser, who was in the Piranha Prowler, took a glance behind as he just shook his head.

"What the hell are you doing?" Dry Bowser asked as they drove through the grey colored interior of the Grumble Volcano, being ahead of the others.

"Hey, I'm just getting rid of useless trash that I don't need anymore. You would do the same thing in my shoes." Waluigi responded innocently as they exited the volcano, gliding in the air as they watched red lava blast upward from the magma sea.

Dry Bowser just shook his head at Waluigi as they landed back on the ground, continuing to drive as they got pushed to the side by Princess Daisy, who was screaming joyfully as she was riding on the Dolphin Dasher, using a golden mushroom to gain the lead. Dry Bowser managed to get back on the path, but Waluigi ended up falling into the magma, screaming in pain as he and all of his stale tacos were burnt as a result.


Waluigi was at his taco stand at the Sunshine Airport alongside Toadette, looking for anybody to drop by at the taco stand. Things were eerily silent, as Waluigi was constantly scouting, going from searching left and right to making new batches of tacos, of which he gave to Toadette to make sure they wouldn't go to waste, with most of the potential customers watching the race instead, of which had nothing but Miis in different karts and costumes.

"Seen anybody yet?" Waluigi asked as he ran back.

Toadette giggled as she placed her hands on her face, shaking her head in response. "Nope! Still nobody here, Wally!"

Waluigi sighed as he put a plate of fresh tacos on the green counter, going back to making more as Toadette snatched the tacos, gulping them down with delight. "Ugh. Maybe I should do some television advertisement, or something. Or get myself on the Internet. Either one."