Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms, being at the Smash Mansion in the Guar Plains from Xenoblade Chronicles as he was wondering why Shulk was wearing nothing but his underwear.
"Don't you get tired of feeling it?" Waluigi remarked as he was creating a new batch of tacos, being in the middle of the hallway that lead into the mansion's cafeteria.
"Not really! This is the Monado's power!" Shulk stated as he posed heroically, his red colored Monado sword being behind him.
"Will you stop it? No one wants to see your penis bulge in tight underwear, She-Hulk!" Waluigi remarked as he chucked various tacos at Shulk, knocking him down.
"Shulk!? In tight underwear!?" Princess Daisy and Toadette exclaimed as they turned to each other, squealing as they ate through the tacos, then wrapped their arms around Shulk. Shulk smiled as he felt happy, with Waluigi just shaking his head in disgust.
"Ugh... stupid, pretty anime swordsman..." Waluigi remarked as he picked up a fish flavored taco and began munching on it, turning his head to see a horde of human fangirls all jumping on top of Shulk, with Daisy and Toadette attacking them as a way to claim Shulk for themselves. Waluigi just watched the chaos from the comfort of his taco stand, not bothering to do anything.