"I'm just saying..." Jerry Seinfeld stated to George Costanza as they were in line for Waluigi's tacos at Seaside Hill, with Elaine Banes and Cosmo Kramer talking with each other. "Maybe there's a reason this place hasn't been used in fanfiction recently."
"All right, whatever Jerry. I don't want to be unlucky today." George responded as he approached Waluigi, taking out his wallet. "Hello, sir, can me and my friends get some of your tacos?"
"Tacos, huh?" Waluigi remarked as he caught a good glimpse of Kramer. "Sure. What brings you all the way here to Seaside Hill?"
"Oh, we're here to see the sights... and because Jerry has a show to perform." Elaine spoke up as she walked up to Waluigi. "And we heard you have the cheapest tacos around."
"Yeah... a dollar for one taco each is a good deal," Kramer remarked as he was spazzing out as usual.
Waluigi eyed Kramer, then turned to the other three humans. "Does... that guy always make weird poses for no reason?"
"Yeah." Jerry, George, and Elaine all stated at the same time, with Kramer shooing away some seagulls that were coming towards him.
Waluigi nodded as he grabbed some tacos, only for it to suddenly start raining as everyone got soaked. Jerry just shook his head as Elaine dropped her jaw in disbelief, with George on the verge of exploding with rage while Kramer chased the seagulls into the sea.
"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME!?" George exclaimed as he angrily shook his fists at the stormy sky. "WHY MUST I BE THE VOCAL POINT!?"
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he got some unsoaked tacos. "Welcome to my world, baldy."
Meanwhile, Newman and Wario were both walking around Seaside Hill, getting along with each other very well, for obvious reasons.