"Out of my fucking way!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was driving a yellow colored taxi cab, chucking various tacos at random customers in the Mushroom City as he was driving like a madman.
"How the hell is he going so fast?" A random Boo asked a random Goomba as the mushroom shrugged in response, with Waluigi ramming various vehicles into the air and destroying the random items scattered on the road, the green Koopa shells simply bouncing off the yellow taxi cab as Waluigi retained control of the wheel in spite of slipping on some banana peels and oils.
"This was a stroke of genius for me! Now I'm gonna get even more customers!" Waluigi remarked as he zipped right past one of his established taco stands near the intersection off the highway, with a clone of him present at the taco stand as various Toads that were tourists and inhabitants of the Mushroom City race course came to buy some tacos.
"Wa ha ha, get some fresh one dollar tacos here!" The Waluigi clone remarked as he took several of the green dollar bills from the different colored Toads, chucking a variety of different tacos at them.
Toadette watched alongside Dry Bowser from the nearby hotdog stand as she gasped, in the process of eating her taco as she watched Waluigi zip by, destroying the various wooden crates in the way. "Goodness! Wally's going fast!"
"What else is new?" Dry Bowser dully remarked as he was suddenly smashed into various scattered bones by Petey Piranha, who was also driving a taxi cab, albeit with it being orange colored.
"Sorry! I can't drive 55!" Petey exclaimed as he was steering the wheel like mad, having a huge amount of different tacos he brought from Waluigi in the back and on the passenger side of the taxi, causing several lamp posts to break as he knocked down several signs and broke through a couple of fire hydrants.