Waluigi munched away on his taco as he was murmuring, looking at the sea waves in Seaside Hill. "You know, I should try opening a theme park."
"Why would you want to try that?" A random seagull asked, flapping its wings.
"Because I'll get more business, obviously." Waluigi responded as he kept on eating his taco.
"So it will be called Waluigi Land, and it'll have everything themed after me!" Waluigi told Toadette as they were at the Sunshine Airport.
"Oooh! Sounds like fun!" Toadette stated as she clapped her hands together. "Is it real?"
'No... not yet." Waluigi remarked while crafting several tacos. "...But it will be."
It was then that a random Airplane crashed into the taco stand, flattening both Waluigi and Toadette.
"...Waluigi Land? That's what you're calling this place?" Dry Bowser dryly remarked as he squinted his eyes at Waluigi, who was not only covered in bandages, but had his taco stand at the Grumble Volcano.
"Yeah. Gonna have to gather up a bunch of my clones to run it properly. And probably get that fat black kid that's part of the Koopalings."
"You mean Morton?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he shook his head. "Good luck with that."
"...and I'll have it, on its own private island." Waluigi explained as he recovered enough to sell tacos, chatting with Petey Piranha at Delfino Plaza, his taco stand on the sandy beach.
"Cool! Just like Jurassic Park!" Petey stated as he was shoving several tacos into his mouth."
"...No, like my island that I hijacked from that green loser back in Mario Party 3." Waluigi stated as he sighed, just shaking his head. "I wonder if anyone will care enough."
"Probably not." Toadsworth stated as he rode away in his golf cart, running over several Piantas and Nokis.