Waluigi was in Seaside Hill as all the various clubs from the Hot Topic Krew and Cute Toot House universe were fighting each other, with Toadette watching as she noticed two different versions of herself in the battle.

"Goodness! All these clubs are gonna tear each other apart!" Toadette exclaimed as she was in shock.

Waluigi laughed as he took a bite out of his taco. "Yeah, and I'm loving it! It's getting my taco stand all this attention from the tourists! Wahaha!"

It was all not to be well, as Lady Palutena farted a smelly, deep pitched brassy tuba toot that stunk up the entire area of Seaside Hill surrounding Waluigi's Taco Stand, reducing it to ash.


"Hey, bonehead! Bring me more tacos!" Waluigi barked at Dry Bowser, the two working together at one of Waluigi's many taco stands, this time being at the Grumble Volcano.

"I still don't know how you managed to get me into doing this..." Dry Bowser stated, wearing a taco uniform as he sighed.

"Because you wanted experience with everything, so I have you that opporunity." Waluigi snapped as he snapped his fingers. "Now work, slave!"

"Oh, Korttork..." Dry Bowser sighed, preparing a new batch of tacos for the various skeletal creatures wandering around the active volcano.


"What are you here for?" Waluigi asked Dr. Mario as he was making tacos at Earthbound's Fourside.

Dr. Mario paid for his tacos as he adjusted his doctor's outfit. "A very brief cameo."

"...I see." Waluigi stated as he handed tacos to the customers waiting.


"Man, this is so boring." Waluigi yawned as he was at the Bubblegloop Swamp, his taco stand getting no attention amongst the frogs, or flies. "I came all the way out here, and no one is giving me a single attention."

"Because the way you worded that sentence is stupid, and because there's no one here to sell tacos to, cupid." Gruntilda Winkybnuon stated as she was flying around on her broom, shrugging. "What? I needed to rhyme."

Waluigi sighed as he placed his hands on his head, wondering just what the hell he was gonna do.