Waluigi was giving out tacos to the various Animal Crossing villagers (that were actual animals, mind you) as Toadette, Dry Bowser, and Isabelle all drove in the distance, all of them shooting items at each other as they were all riding in pipe framed karts.
"Meh. All these crossovers is making Mario Kart seem less like Mario Kart." Waluigi remarked as he took a bite out of a chicken flavored taco, munching on it as he gulped it down, shrugging. "But hey, at least it's not more pallet swaps. That's a positive."
Waluigi then turned around, to see the two different gendered human Animal Crossing Villagers waiting to have some tacos. Waluigi sighed as he shrugged, giving the two some tacos, getting yellow bags containing bells in exchange.
Waluigi was at the newly refreshed Ribbon Road, which looked so different from its original form it could arguably pass off as a brand new racecourse. Toadette flew down towards the starting line, where Waluigi had the taco stand set up amongst all the various toys.
"Isn't this place just great, Wally?" Toadette exclaimed as she moved her hands around, smiling. "This place loops up and down and all around! It's like it's part of Toy Story!"
"You're not off the mark there, kid." Waluigi stated as he noticed several Mini Toad figures wanting some tacos. "In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Disney sued Nintendo later on."
It was then that several ribbons fell on Waluigi, causing him to get entangled as he screamed, with Toadette giggling.
Neo Bowser City looked tough, metal, and gritty, as one would expect, with Waluigi selling his tacos to the various Koopas watching as Dry Bowser finished the race, winning as he approached the taco stand on his new bike.
"So, how's your business now that you're taking full advantage of the DLC deals?" Dry Bowser asked as he rolled his right hand around, the rain making his rough bones wet.
Waluigi, who had several umbrellas stacked on his taco stand to prevent the tacos and himself from getting wet, shrugged as he shook his head. "It's going great, yet I don't feel like it is. I don't know what it is, but... it makes me feel like..." He folded his arms as he sighed. "...like a big nosed crook. And everyone accuses me of that. I just hate it."
"You can't go losing your judgment every time someone calls you a name." Dry Bowser suggested as he watched the other racers, all completely random, grumble in losing to the reptilian skeleton, with Dry Bowser rolling his eyes at Waluigi groaning.
Waluigi was at the literally named Cheese Land, with it in broad daylight, cheese being everywhere. Unfortunately... the cheese was molding, due to the blue mice not being present to eat all the cheese. So everyone smelled... real bad.
'God, it smells like Daisy's farts here!" Waluigi remarked as he realized that he couldn't sell his tacos here, having a clothespin on his big pink nose. "I don't know why I thought of coming here!"
"How dare you!" Princess Daisy farted angrily as she shook her arms in disgust. "My farts are much stinkier than this!"
Waluigi chucked several of the molding tacos, which were effected by the cheese, at Daisy, causing her to scream as she couldn't tolerate the horrendous smell. Petey Piranha laughed as he flew around in the clear blue sky above the Cheese Land, not affected by the stinky cheese smells.
