Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms out, just for you big guy, as he was resting on a giant pile of tacos. Blinking, he took one long look around Seaside Hill, with it being 4 in the morning. "Wah... wonder what the other idiots are up to..."
Waluigi then turned on the small purple television he always had with him, seeing Morshu on it, advertising his ice Cream Stand.
"Come to Morshu's ice Cream Stand, where we have the mmmmmost delicious ice cream this side of Seaside Hill!" Morshu stated as Fat Pikachu, Gay Piplup, and Mewtwo were all having ice cream, with Morshu making a new batch for the various different customers.
Waluigi blinked as he rubbed his eyes, having bags underneath them. "Huh. I guess Morshu took up that avenue of revenue that icing obsessed chick used to have with her horse... I wonder what they're up to..."
"HEY WALLY!" Toadette exclaimed as she popped up in front of Waluigi.
"WAA!" Waluigi exclaimed as he flailed his arms about, being shocked as he fell on his back. "What are you doing here!?"
"...I don't know. I just wanted to say hi." Toadette remarked as she then farted a toaster.
"TOASTERS ARE EVIL!" Pit exclaimed as he began beating up the toaster, waking up all of Seaside Hill.
Waluigi squinted his eyes as he slapped his forehead, not noticing that Petey Piranha was hoarding some tacos into his red pouch.