Waluigi was preparing to leave his Taco Stand in Seaside Hill at four in the morning when he bumped into Mouser the health inspector.
"Wah, you again Mouser?" Waluigi remarked as he took a single taco and munched on it. "What brings you here?'
"Doing another inspection, given how many shops are here." Mouser remarked as he briefly took off his black sunglasses to clean them, wearing another pair on his face. "With all these new stores popping up, it makes business harder for me, but it's a big task!"
"No kidding." Waluigi remarked as he left, heading to the Seaside Hill Train Station, where everyone would gather to talk about the recent construction of the mall.
Waluigi was at Neo Bowser City, watching the various racers crash into each other as he sighed, waiting for someBODY to stop by his taco stand.
"This is hopeless. Why do I even try?" Waluigi sighed as he folded his arms together, with it endlessly raining in the futuristic metropolis. "It's not like these guys have anywhere to go or be."
Suddenly Dry Bowser drove by on his Bone Rattler, the water splashing all over the purple lanky man, soaking him and his tacos as he growled in annoyance.
"Tacos, I got tacos here!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was at the burning Crisis City, causing him to shake his head. "What was I thinking coming here? This place is uncool."
"Actually, it's super hot." Fastidious Beaver pointed out as he took a bite out of one of Waluigi's tacos.
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DAMN DROOPY LOSER!' Waluigi yelled as he grabbed Fastidious and spun him around, chucking him into the red molten magma behind him as he crossed his lanky arms together in anger.
Back in the tropical inland of Seaside Hill, Waluigi was present at the Seaside Hill Train Station amongst Chief Chilly, Petey Piranha, Lakithunder, Lilligant, Whimsicott, Morshu, Relicanth, Aria Meloetta, Old King Coal, Gruntilda Winkybunion (dressed as a gypsy to go with her Madame Grunty shtick), AoStH Robotnik, Chrom and his gang, plus the various others, all of them planning to discuss the one thing they all had in mind - the recent shenanigans regarding the mall.
"So, what are we to do with this mall business?" Relicanth started as he faced everyone.
"For one, I like if Mr. Ganondorf would stop being weeaboo, or whatever Japanese kawaii thing he's doing," Whimsicott asked as Weeaboo Ganondorf was doing the Gangnam style dance.
"Yeah, he is rather... distracting." Lilligant admitted as she was distracted by the Gerudo King's dancing.
"Right. We need to focus." Chief Chilly stated as he noticed Palutena farting. "I said, we need to focus."
"Let's focus, indeed." Chrom remarked while stroking his fish sticks, much to Grima's embarrassment.
"We have to MMMMMM do something about that mall," Morshu remarked as he clenched his right fist. "It's a sight for sore eyes!"
"Indeed it is, it's not an easy task." Madame Grunty pointed out as she spoke in rhymes while looking through her crystal orb. "We need to do something to make our homemade stands last!"
"Aye, it doesn't help that they're taking away our business." Cheepskipper growled as he was floating somehow, just like his fellow fish Relicanth, getting annoyed by Chrom's action.
"Actually, business was already going quite lower," Fastidious Beaver pointed out as he was sitting on Phosphora's lap.
"Hurr, you don't have to point that out!" Old King Coal snapped as he moved his fingers.
"Oh, must we fight?" Petey Piranha mumbled as he faced Mummipokey, who bobbed in agreement.
"Yeah, we need to band together," Toadette pointed out as she was next to Ness and Dry Bowser. "After all, who knows what McDonald's and all those big businesses wanna do to this wonderful place?"
"Yeah, it's a shock that they won't sparking stop!" Lakithunder exclaimed with his electrical puns as almost everyone groaned.
Mr. Krabs and Clawgrip glared at each other as Plankton sighed, the small green cyclops being in Shulk's right hand as Waluigi watched Aria Meloetta suck up some vanilla icing, with Keldeo shaking his head. Waluigi then placed his hands on his face as he watched Robotnik scratching his crotch.
"This isn't going well," Waluigi muttered as the meeting was... quite something, with the construction of the mall continuing on in the distance, causing this meeting to drag a bit as they tried their best to focus, the meeting overall lasting longer than it sould.
