Waluigi was at the burning Grumble Volcano selling his tacos as he noticed several Funky Kong riding on different bikes, with the one in the lead obviously being the one using the speedy Flame Runner bike. Waluigi sighed as he placed his hands on his face.
"Wah, why do they even call it Mario Kart when there's many more Funky Kong users?" Waluigi questioned as he noticed Dry Bowser was pushing some rocks into the red molten magma below.
"Because he's not the one plastered onto everything," Dry Bowser pointed out as he got smashed into pieces by a Funky Kong using the power of a Golden Mushroom, who then proceeded to break through the taco stand and flatten Waluigi in the process.
Waluigi was back at the Sunshine Airport, trying his best to move his taco sales and get business booming as he noticed Lemmy Koopa was also there, selling tacos. Waluigi eyed the small Koopaling as he held up one of his tacos.
"Wah! Why would anyone want to get one of your tires when they can have some of my fresh tacos?" Waluigi taunted.
"...because my tires actually help out in a car race?" Lemmy responded as he noticed a yellow Shy Guy driver approaching him, the young Koopaling taking out the worn out tires in the Shy Guy's kart and replacing them with four new tires, the Shy Guy paying the Koopaling in gratitude as he drove off.
Waluigi's mustache drooped as Lemmy smirked back, with the reptile getting more business than the tall lanky deformed human.
Waluigi watched as Toadette and Petey Piranha were gobbling up the tacos like there was no tomorrow at the curb of the street leading onto the highway at the Mushroom City, with both of them burping (and Toadette farting) as they were determined to be the better eater. Waluigi was just happy to not only sell tacos, but to get some extra attention as people from all over gathered to see which one would be the fullest first.
"This was great planning on my part," Waluigi remarked as he was making a new batch of tacos for Toadette and Petey to eat. "Although I'm glad that it didn't come involved with Mario Kart."
"Sweet rhymes!" Princess Daisy exclaimed as she wrapped her arms around Waluigi, who grabbed her and chucked her into the nearby garbage can, not wanting to deal with her shit today.
"Tacos, I got fresh hot tacos here!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was on the famed Boardwalk in Brooklyn's Coney island, with it being a rainy night out in New York City as not many people were present, due to the pouring rain and frequent bouts of thunder following the insane flashes of lightning. "Come on, folks, these things aren't gonna eat themselves!"
Waluigi was then zapped by a bolt of lightning, being reduced into a pile of ash as several seagulls and flies gathered around him to eat the tacos that fell by his side, much to his annoyance.