"Can we have tacos?" Bianca and Aria Meloetta chimed in unison as they were at Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill.
"No." Waluigi remarked while making new tacos.
"Why not?" Bianca and Meloetta groaned.
"You both know why," Waluigi responded as he took a taste of his taco.
Meloetta's stomach growled, so she used her psychic to grab Waluigi and spin him around, making him land on the sand as Bianca sat down on him. Waluigi screamed in pain as Bianca farted brassy deep pitched tuba poots that smelled horribly, with both her and Meloetta enjoying the tacos as they giggled, Bianca's giggling making her bassy farts worse.
"It's times like these that make me glad I don't have a permanent business," Dry Bowser stated as he was advertising Lakithunder's Power Plant for Lakithunder.
"Oh hey, Wally!" Toadette chimed as she was at the Ribbon Road, having finished a race. "Can you mail tacos?"
"No, because that is impossible and also gross," Waluigi responded as he was placing several finished tacos on a conveyor belt.
"Jesus!" Waluigi remarked as the seagulls at the Water Park were swarming all over him. "I just set up, and already these damn birds won't leave me alone!" He pulled out his purple tennis racket and began smacking the seagulls with him.
"It's too bad he's hurting his business," Gooper Blooper told Goomboss, who nodded his head in agreement as he was munching on a jelly filled donut, being a cop and all.
"Waluigi... you got mail!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he was at the Waluigi Pinball racecourse, pouring mail all over Waluigi and his taco stand, which was right at the end of the actual pinball zone.
"Wah! You don't have to pour down on me so hard!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was not a fan of Petey's mail delivering tactics.