Waluigi was counting his tacos as Toadette and Dry Bowser were present at his taco stand in Seaside Hill, with Toadette farting after having finished up a beefy taco.

"Excuse me," Toadette admitted with a blush as she fanned her brassy gas away from her, sitting on a bench. "You know how gassy Wally's tacos make me."

"Well maybe you should take some Pepto Bismol before eating his tacos... or anything for that matter." Dry Bowser commented as he was dusting off his old bones. "You seem to be getting much gassier lately, and it's frankly both annoying and freaking me out."

"It's because she keeps hanging out with all these stupid gassy girls!" Waluigi exclaimed as he munched on a fish flavored taco he was holding in his right hand, mumbling as it was becoming cloudy in Seaside Hill.


"Hey Walter, watch me break the record for highest jump!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he jumped into the pool at the Water Park, making a huge splash that soaked the taco stand.

"Great going, you dumb plant!" Waluigi snapped angrily as he clenched his fists in anger. "Now I gotta restock the tacos again!"


"So, how did that mall war go for you?" Chrom asked Waluigi as they were at Waluigi's Taco Stand in the populated city of Fourside.

"Oh, it went well." Waluigi remarked while munching on his fish flavored taco stand. "We lost a few of the guys, but we revived them with some stocked green 1 Up mushrooms. It's not all that bad."

"Huh. That's good to know." Chrom replied as he munched on his fish stick, nodding his head. "Say, so you have-"

"No." Waluigi flatly responded.


Waluigi watched Princess Daisy fart endlessly at the Coconut Mall in the garden that was in the center of the mall as Waluigi was handing out tacos to the people relaxing in the outdoors, taking a break from all the shopping. Daisy was wearing her tennis outfit from Mario Tennis 64.

"Will you ever stop... being you?" Waluigi remarked as he squinted his eyes.

"No way, Jose!" Daisy laughed as she wiggled her butt, accidentally letting a wet fart out. "Uh oh... that's no good. Better go to the little girl's room before I do more damage."

"Oh please do." Waluigi remarked as he really didn't want Daisy sending his business away.