"God I wonder if this is all just a cruel sick joke on me to pinpoint how pointless my existence practically is when it all comes to it." Waluigi complained while smacking several green fuzzy tennis balls with his tennis racket, twirling his racket into the air and doing a pose after completing his goal. "It sure does feel like that when I just look at all the stupid idiots still clicking on this story expecting anything but nonsense; I guess it is poetic that they would waste their time they're not getting back on a sports obsessed freak like me."