Waluigi yawned as he walked to his taco stand at the busy Super Bell Highway, only to nearly ran over by several trains as he dashed his way to the taco stand, panting as he shook his head.

"Talk about a lucky sprint..." Waluigi mumbled to himself, wiping the sweat from his head and preparing to sell his tacos.

A Waluigi from an alternate dimension emerged as he was wearing a sombrero, spotting the regular Waluigi in front of him as he placed some garlic on a taco to make the portal behind him disappear.

"How do you feel about this chapter having the least amount of views?" The AU Waluigi asked while juggling the tacos he had hidden in his hands.

Waluigi just shrugged in response. "I don't care. All the chapters have at least 1 hundred views, that's more than enough for me."

"Well, I'm surprised yet it's good to feel you're like this. Most stories are lucky to even get 10 hits."

"Well just remember that there's more to numbers than they seem. Sure a hundred people likely read this, but it could be a much bigger audience who's actually seen this."

Waluigi noticed Toadette stuffing several of his tacos into her diaper, with the two at the sunny Cheep Cheep Beach on the wooden boardwalk, with Waluigi questioning Toadette's actions as the pink clad, diaper wearing mushroom girl looked up.

"Oh, I'm seeing how much my diaper can be filled up," Toadette innocently admitted while twirling around, heading towards the beach up the northern direction, with a confused Waluigi watching.

"That... I don't even know why I bother with you and your fetishes." Waluigi sighed as he decided to eat a taco he placed ketchup and mustard on.

Waluigi groaned in pain as his taco stand at the DK Mountain was burning, being at the base of the jungle leading towards the giant brown cannon as Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha pulled up, glancing at each other as they began laughing.

"Guess Waluigi didn't take the volcano into account!" Dry Bowser exclaimed with laughter as Petey chortled in agreement.

"Hey, that isn't funny you insensitive jerk!" Waluigi screeched as he was attempting to pick a fight with the heavier duo, only to splash some water on his clothes burning from the flames bouncing off his crisped tacos.

Waluigi finished setting up his taco stand at the seaside Daisy Circuit, only for Princess Daisy to zip by on her mach bike and fart in Waluigi's face as she zipped back, snatching the plate of tacos, much to Waluigi's annoyance.

"Sorry, couldn't help it!" Daisy taunted while playfully sticking her tongue out, stuffing herself with the tacos and farting away in her stinky biker outfit.

"Course you couldn't..." Waluigi grumbled as he decided to just make a new batch and call it a day.