Waluigi whistled as he opened up his taco stand in Seaside Hill, glancing up to see the usual bunch of Mario characters all surrounding the taco stand. "is there... something I missed?"
"Other than the fact that Peach, Bowser, and Toad all turn thirty!" Toadette exclaimed as she raised her arms in the air. "So thirty free tacos is what they get!"
"Oh yes, how I love them!" Princess Peach exclaimed as she held her hands together.
"You know it, broeth! Now how about dem tacos!?" Princess Daisy added as Petey Piranha laughed loudly.
"Sometimes I wonder why I bother coming here..." Dry Bowser muttered quietly to himself with his arms folded together.
"Because you're here so I can have my presence marked, of course!" Bowser boasted with his hands on his hips.
"I don't know about this, papa... Waluigi is suspicious..." Bowser Junior remarked as he squinted his eyes at the tall lanky man.
"Oh, he is! But his tacos are good!" Mario exclaimed.
"Oh yeah!" Luigi shouted, only to be punched in the face by Waluigi as he was then arrested by King Bob-omb and Goomboss.
"Ha! So long, pallet swap boy!" King Boo taunted as he blew a raspberry at poor Luigi.
"Wah... this chapter needs more of a-me, WARIO!" Wario boasted.
"I could use some tacos to help spice my banana cream pie," Donkey Kong thought to himself.
Yoshi muttered something in his random language as he was jumping around due to being so happy, with a green shelled Koopa Troopa nodding his head in agreement. A red robed Shy Guy was trying to find his mask, making weird noises too.
"I... will pass on the tacos, thank you." Birdo remarked after adjusting her pink bow.
Waluigi sighed as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. It was gonna be a long day.