"The five hundredth chapter is upon us..." Waluigi stated as he was not impressed, being at his classic Taco Stand in Seaside Hill.
"Woohoo! Five hundred chapters of me farting!" Exclaimed a flatulent Princess Daisy, who farted several different pitches farts in celebration.
"Cool!" Toadette exclaimed while munching on tacos. "I guess that means we did a lot of cool, awesome things!"
"No, we really didn't." Dry Bowser remarked as he was painting tacos on the sandy beach, with Petey Piranha using a ball consisted of crunched up tacos with the other Mario bosses.
"Well I wished we did. But oh well." Waluigi remarked with a shrug. "People are gonna read this anyway." He was then struck by lightning, being lit on fire from Daisy's fart.
"Anyone want some spicy tacos?" Waluigi asked the penguins waddling around in the frosty Sherbet Land as he was freezing, resorted to eating the spicy tacos himself in order to stay warm.
"You think Wally would get more customers if he was nicer?" Toadette remarked to Daisy as they were watching Waluigi attempting to lure customers at the dusty Dry Dry Ruins to his taco stand.
"Probably." Daisy remarked as she let out a tuba like fart, wearing her sports dress while sighing in relief. "He just needs to let us girls fart more!"
"...and that's... what I'm pitching for my latest movie!" Shigeru Miyamoto stated to the various characters inside a movie theater, of which he was talking about his own version of Waluigi's taco Stand, which didn't have any of the principle characters, not even Waluigi himself. Or tacos. Or Seaside Hill. In fact, it wasn't actually about Waluigi's Taco Stand beyond the name, it was just another rehash of NSMB.
"That was wonderful!" Donkey Kong happily exclaimed while clapping his hands. "Bravo!"
"I loved it!" Toad remarked positively.
"Ah, it was great!" Luigi nodded in agreement as he gave Miyamoto a thumbs up.
Dixie Kong shrugged. "Well, it was pretty good."
Toadsworth rubbed his mustache. "Well, it wasn't bad..."
King Bob-omb shook his head, adjusting his yellow crown. "Uh, there were parts of it that weren't very good though."
Goomboss nodded in agreement. "It could have been a lot better."
Toadette frowned as she folded her arms. "I didn't really like it."
Princess Daisy nodded in agreement. "It was pretty terrible."
"It was bad." Petey Piranha yawned loudly.
"It was awful!" Wario scoffed as he was scratching his butt.
"It was terrible!" Waluigi snapped as he pointed at Shigeru. "Take 'em away!"
"Bah, boo!" Dry Bowser jeered as the others began booing Miyamoto, who began crying as he felt rejected. Even Bowser Junior, his own 'son', was jeering him to get off the stage.