"The amount of times I have to fix my fucking taco stand is too much," Waluigi stated to the camera while munching on a taco he made himself. "Thank God for everything resetting with each passing chapter."
Cheepskipper bounced by Waluigi's taco stand in Seaside Hill as he eyed the tall lanky man oddly, squinting his eyes. "Say, aren't you gonna ever do some innovating around this place?"
"I could, but I can't be assed to." Waluigi remarked as he was making tacos. "The minute I attempt, something stupid would happen."
As if on cue, the stand began to shake violently as it collapsed on itself, leaving Waluigi to fold his lanky arms together while Cheepskipper squinted his eyes."See what I mean?" Waluigi remarked to Cheepskipper.
"I guess there's no way around that." Cheepskipper said and nodded his head, bouncing on his merry way. "I'm just glad I don't have to deal with this bullshit."
"I feel bad for Waluigi," Toadette remarked as she was having some of the tacos herself. "He tries his darnedest to make tasty tacos, and everything just fucks his shit up!"
"I may be a jack of all trades, but not being heavily invested in the fast food business makes me appreciate staying away from certain things." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was counting his stocks.
"...You know, I haven't checked my popcorn stands in a while." Petey Piranha remarked as he blinked. "I wonder if it's having the same problems as Waluigi's Taco Stand."