Waluigi looked at the starry night sky in Seaside Hill with Toadette as he sighed, placing his right hand on his face while holding a taco he was eating with his left hand. "You think this story could get more interesting?"

"Yeah." Toadette burped loudly, her arms wrapped around the back of her head as they were both relaxing on the sandy beach, their shoes getting wet by the ocean waves coming in.

"You think you could find ways to spice things up?" Waluigi asked as he was sounding a bit more annoyed than usual.

"Maybe." Toadette farted, her brassy butt blast of gas lifting up her pink dress and revealing her white diaper.

"Can you actually not be annoying, for once?" Waluigi growled.

"I could, but after five hundred chapters of something, anything... you tend to feel tired." Toadette hiccuped as she then sneezed.

Waluigi just sighed as he wondered how things could improve, for himself and his taco stand.


Waluigi was whistling to himself as he was setting up a new plate of tacos at the Airship Fortress, spotting Lakithunder sparking some of the Bullet Bills with his lightning bolts.

"Don't you get tired of doing that?" Waluigi remarked as he spun a couple of tacos.

Lakithunder scoffed. "Please! Shocking these exploding enemies is a blast!" He boasted, laughing at his own booming pun.

Waluigi pinched the temple of his nose as he groaned loudly.


"Hey!" Waluigi snapped angrily at all the Dry Bones zipping past him in different vehicles as he was at the Shroom Ridge, being at the grassy meadow right by the tunnel. "Don't leave my tacos hanging! Get your boney hides back here!"

"But they don't have rear ends." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was watering some of the flowers, with Waluigi just ignoring him.


"You're still establishing locations?" Lemmy Koopa asked while balancing on his yellow tire, holding a bunch of red tires in his arms as he and Waluigi were on the wooden boardwalk at the Cheep Cheep Beach.

"Of course! I gotta make my presence known everywhere!" Waluigi snapped as he was juggling several tacos, whistling as he was waiting for several customers to show up.

Of course they didn't, because they were all too busy relaxing on the sandy beach instead.


"Drink our lemonade!" Lilligant and Whimsicott exclaimed as they were selling lemonade at the Sky Garden racecourse.

"No! Come try out my tacos instead!" Waluigi exclaimed while waving a bunch of old tacos in his right hand.

The bunch of Fly Guys couldn't decide, so they decided to attack both of the stands instead. Lilligant and Whimsicott used their grass type attacks, despite it being futile, with Waluigi being more effective by smashing them with his tennis racket, after he turned huge of course.

Petey Piranha watched this from high in the sky, shrugging as he began to loop up and down and all around the white puffy clouds and green beanstalks.