"Wa... HA... HA!" Laughed Waluigi as he held up a weird, rainbow colored taco in the air. "At long last, I did it! I have done it! And it only took me 500 chapters to have done it!"
"Done what?" Dry Bowser remarked as he and the others were gathered at Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill.
"Gentlemen! I have created... this thing!" Waluigi boasted as he held the rainbow taco high in the air, with it being nighttime.
"...what is is?" Toadette asked as she dusted off her pink dress.
Waluigi meekly shrugged. "It's a taco, you idiot. Stand over there."
Waluigi pointed at the bunch of regular tacos on the table, with Toadette shrugging as she moved over to that spot. Princess Daisy farted loudly as everyone groaned at her brassy gas.
"Hey, I had to hold it in all day, so don't give me those groans!" Daisy remarked as she clenched her fists.
The others knew not to mess with Daisy, she was a gassy tomboy princess who was ferocious in all the right and wrong places.
"...anyway, with this taco, I will be one can short of a six pack! Wah ha ha ha ha!" Waluigi boasted as he began laughing and dancing.
"For crying out loud, will you tell us what this is?" Petey Piranha remarked as he was getting bored, contemplating on eating everyone.
"All right... it's my new special exclusive taco, the Waluigi Rainbow Taco!" Waluigi remarked as he snapped his fingers. "If you eat it, you will either... turn into me, or explode into a bunch of rainbows!"
"I don't believe you!" Daisy remarked as she snatched the taco and ate it, burping and farting at the same time as she then turned into Waluigi, only to explode into a bunch of rainbow confetti.
"...So that happened." Dry Bowser remarked as he left the scene with Petey Piranha, while Toadette was too shocked to do anything.
Waluigi sighed as he placed his right hand on his face sighing in discomfort. "Wah... now I gotta make another one of these bad boys fo another five hundred chapters..."