Waluigi was making a new batch of tacos at the Electrodome as the Koopalings came zipping by, with Waluigi confused as he turned around, to see a horde of Paper Petey Piranhas flying after them, squinting his eyes.
"Wah da fuck?" Waluigi remarked in confusion as the non paper version of Petey Piranha came crashing into the taco stand, causing it to collapse, WITH NO SURVIVORS.
Waluigi watched as Toadette was making paper craft versions of herself, Waluigi, and the others, with the tall lanky man selling tacos at the bustling Speed Highway.
"Since when were you invested into paper?" Waluigi gawked while munching on a taco.
Toadette giggled as she tilted her head back. "Oh Wal, I just enjoy doing inventing now!"
Waluigi was going to reply when he saw Paper Toadette walk up to the taco stand, making him gawk as the two Toadettes look at each other.
"I love your paper craft!" Paper Toadette exclaimed, with regular Toadette squealing in response.
Waluigi was shifting through his taco shells at the volcanic Grumble Volcano as he looked up, to see Paper Dry Bowser standing in front of him. He slapped his forehead with his right hand.
"Are you serious? There's a paper version of you too?" Waluigi groaned.
Paper Dry Bowser shrugged while closing his eyes. "Hey, you can't complain. It's just a shift in art style."
"Sure it is..." Waluigi grumbled as he was then burnt up by Dry Bowser, who burnt the lanky man with his blue fiery breathe as he then chucked various bones at Waluigi, before sucking him in with his powerful swallowing attack.
Waluigi watched in disgust at the Delfino Square docks as Princess Daisy farted with her paper counterpart, just making him groan as he tried to get the attention of the touring Nokis.
Waluigi was back in Seaside Hill as he headed to his taco stand, to see that there was a paper version of himself selling paper tacos at a paper taco stand.
"What the hell are you staring at!?" Barked Paper Waluigi to the real Waluigi as he was selling paper tacos to the paper customers.
Waluigi had enough, spinning around like a tornado as he sucked in all the paper things, sending them into the ocean as he went back to his actual taco stand.