Waluigi was trying to sell his tacos in Seaside Hill, with most of the people not going to it as he sighed, placing his right hand on his face.
"Wah... what do i gotta do to keep my business up afloat?" Waluigi questioned as he munched on a taco.
"I don't know, maybe not be so snarky?" Arceus said while fending off a large amount of wild Pokemon, blasting them all in 1 swoop with his Judgement attack.
"Anyone want some tacos?" Waluigi called out as he held up a white shirt with a taco on it, being at the bustling metropolis of Mute City at night. "...You get a free shirt! It has a taco! Gimme a break!"
Waluigi was selling random junk he found in his apartment along with his tacos on the rainy streets of Neo Bowser City, with Dry Bowser pulling up on his Bone Rattler bike as he noticed the pathetic state the lanky man was in.
"Wow? You're selling off the shit you had rotting in your basement?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he shook his boney head. "Just when I thought you couldn't get any lower."
Waluigi flipped the middle finger at the boney reptile as he stuck his tongue out. "Fuck you, bonehead! Desperate times call for desperate measures!"
Dry Bowser shrugged as he kept driving on, with Waluigi groaning as he pulled his purple cap down, the rain not helping him.
Waluigi was trying to sell tacos at the Frappe Snowland as the Ice Climbers were constantly annoying him, with him trying to sell tacos to penguins offering some parkas while Popo and Nana kept on acting like annoying kids.
"Can't you stop being annoying for several moments?" Waluigi snapped at the Ice Climber twins.
"We could, but we won't!" Nana and Popo chimed as they froze Waluigi up with their snowy power and then began smashing their wooden mallets into the icy tomb that trapped the lanky purple man, with it just being another day in his life.
"So how do you want your business, fam?" Lakithunder asked Waluigi as they were both selling their products alongside each other at the Bone Dry Dunes, with most of the tourists going to Lakithunder's Power Plant.
"Just wah my shit up," Waluigi cursed, as his tacos were left rotting away, despite selling free stuff along with it.