Waluigi was fixing up his taco stand in Seaside Hill as he turned around to see Gardevoir farting at Lilligant's Lemonade Stand, rolling his eyes as he kept painting up the giant wooden sack containing tacos.

"Wah... all these stupid girls farting their intelligence out..." Waluigi scoffed as he shook his head.

"That would imply they have intelligence." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was holding up an empty cart behind him with his boney hands.

"And just what are you doing here?" Waluigi remarked as he folded his lanky arms together.

Dry Bowser simply shrugged. "Just doing needless tasks around the beach, like I always do."

Waluigi grabbed a nearby taco with his right hand and began munching it, but couldn't enjoy it as he and Dry Bowser were flattened by the incoming influx of SEGA based racers that were having their usual races. Opa Opa stopped by as he waved at the flattened Nintendo characters as his way of apologizing, taking off to catch up to the other Sega all stars.


"Tacos!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was riding a hot air balloon with his face on it, holding up several tacos at the Coconut Mall as he was outside the tropical mall, being high above the parking lot.

Petey Piranha, who was flying around minding his own business, accidentally bumped into the balloon, causing it to pop as Waluigi went blasting off again.


Toadette farted and burped several times as she had a slightly pudgy stomach from munching on Waluigi's tacos. "Whoo! I'm gonna need a new diaper!"

"Thanks for sharing with the audience," Waluigi sarcastically commented as he was trying to sell his many tacos in the dusty old Bone Dry Dunes race course.


Waluigi was smacking tacos with his tennis racket as he was at a tennis court somewhere near the Casino Park, impressing the tourists who came to enjoy the theme park as they also paid to have some tacos. Waluigi smirked as he knew this would get him some attention.

It was great for a while, until Charmy Bee popped up and began annoying him. Which prompted Waluigi typo try and smack him with the tennis racket, only to be flattened by several giant pinballs by Charmy, who freed up the balls earlier from his mischievous misadventures around the amusement park of money.


"Where did Waluigi go?" A Egg Pawn asked a yellow Birdo as they were looking around Waluigi's empty taco stand at the Dolphin Shoals.

"He should be nearby..." The yellow Birdo chimed in, with her and the Egg Pawn gasping, finding Waluigi...

...to be flattened underneath a certain gassy girl of royalty, with Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans on top of him, her orange colored jeans sporting an enormous brown stain on them from Daisy's constant gas passing, which the red haired tomboy was perfectly fine with.