Waluigi was finishing making his various batches of tacos at his taco stand in Seaside Hill as Shantae walked by, taking a stroll around the tropical beach as she spotted the tacos.
"Ooh! Tacos!" Shantae exclaimed as she held her hands together, dashing up to the stand as she faced Waluigi. "You must be that purple freak Daisy mentions whenever we have a pants pooping contest!"
"...what? You have a contest for shitting your pants...?" Waluigi remarked in disgust as he folded his lanky arms together. "I regret asking this, but... you're that Shantae gal, aren't you?"
Shantae gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "How did you know about me from just seeing me?"
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he picked up a taco, munching on it. "It's kind of hard to not notice a farting genie with a lot of purple hair..."
Shantae smiled as she blushed slightly, pulling her long hair that was indeed the color of Waluigi. "Aww... I guess that's true. But hey, what can you do? I just love to-" She released a bassy fart as she sighed of relief, patting her gassy butt. "...Fart."
"Don't you find it gross?" Waluigi remarked as he squinted his eyes.
"Well of course it is, silly, but-" Shantae farted again as she fanned the air with her right hand, "I've learned from my many adventures that everything is gross, including magic! So I figured, farting's the least gross thing of all the, well, gross things!" She released several more farts while saying this, becoming more bubbly.
Waluigi groaned as he didn't take the idea of yet another farting female well, with Shantae continuing to bug him as the usual trio of idiots who hang around Waluigi watched from swimming in the water.
"Shantae? Oh yeah, she's that girl who has contests about pooping your pants with Daisy!" Toadette exclaimed as she was wearing a yellow tube around her.
Dry Bowser resurfaced as he scoffed, several algea on his wet bones. "Just great, what this story needs, another girl obsessed with flatulence."
"Farting, haha." Petey Piranha laughed as he dove back into the water, resurfacing as he had a sperm whale up above, of which he was holding with his green leaves as the sperm whale fell down on all three, causing a huge splash that swamped the beach, with Waluigi and Shantae getting wet.