Waluigi finished making his regular batch of tacos as he was knocked down on his back by Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, with the difference was that the flatulent tomboy princess of Sarasaland was fart racing against Lady Palutena, the two gassy girls literally using their fart blasts to speed around the now stinky Seaside Hill.
"Wah... stupid farting girls..." Waluigi mumbled angrily as he dusted himself, shaking his head as he folded his arms. "I don't understand their fart fetish."
"You'll never understand because you don't fart!" Toadette gleefully giggled as she was farting in her own tight jeans, being in a humanoid form. "Then again, guys usually don't fart in Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus stories... unless they're adorable..."
"Like me!" Ness exclaimed with a cute little poot as the PSI boy was going through the garbage, because he was a glutton.
Waluigi squinted his eyes as he took a taco and munched on it. "Yargh... it's annoying enough when Wario does it sometimes, but you girls... do it way more times than he stuffs garlic down his mouth."
"That must be an achievement." Dry Bowser said as he was collecting the coconuts from the tropical palm trees.
Petey Piranha was coming in towards the beach while riding on two sharks, with the mutated piranha plant jumping off as he soared, only to hit the taco stand, which caused it to collapse on Waluigi, Toadette, and Dry Bowser. Daisy and Palutena came back, farting by as there was a huge brown stain on Daisy's smelly, fart filled jeans.