Waluigi was sleeping in his taco cart inside his pinball statue overlooking his pinball section at the race course named and literally themed Waluigi Pinball, with the alarm clock ringing as Waluigi screamed, falling into a batch of tacos he made the night before.
"Wah shit! I'm late for work!" Waluigi exclaimed as he dashed left and right, trying to get his work clothes on as he then took a moment to freeze, realizing something important. "Wait a fucking second... I don't need work clothes. My regular outfit IS my working uniform! Stupid me!" He then took out a rocket he literally pulled out of his ass and blasted it into the sky, taking off on it along with his batch of tacos.
Meanwhile in Seaside Hill, Princess Daisy farted a bassy, tuba like bout of flatulence to use as music for the tourists who were getting impatient with waiting for Waluigi to show up, the other usual suspects being there as well.
"Where is he?" Toadette remarked as she placed her hands on her face, shaking her head. "Wally usually doesn't take this long... I hope he's okay..."
"Oh you know how he is." Dry Bowser stated as he was examining the sizes of different coconuts glancing at Toadette as he rolled his beedy orange eyes. "He's doing some stupid shit, or what have you not."
"Ha ha! You said those two funny S words!" Petey Piranha laughed as he was playing a game of whack-a-mole in the sand with some tourists, acting as the 'mole' in particular.
Suddenly, the batch of tacos that Waluigi made in Waluigi Pinball all landed on the tourists and the others, with Waluigi himself making a graceful swim downwards into the tacos as tacos went everywhere.