"You're probably wondering what happened." Waluigi said as he was covered in bird poop from all the seagulls flying over his taco stand in Seaside Hill. "Well, it all started last night..."
Waluigi then recalled his tale of woe at the populated Mushroom City, having his taco stand at the pink path as he was trying to get as much customers as possible. Dry Bowser walked by as he was wearing overalls, due to actually doing some plumbing, surprisingly enough.
"What the?" Waluigi gawked as he looked at Dry Bowser. "I thought you hated the Mario Bros."
Dry Bowser shrugged, the bony reptile making a solid point, "Hate is a strong word, but I'm not going to let my dislike get the best of me." He then moved on.
Waluigi yawned as he then noticed Petey Piranha barreling towards him, flailing his arms as he shook his head. "Wait, you're coming in too fast-"
Too late. Petey could only scream in apology as the mutated piranha plant knocked the tall lanky human high into the night sky, with him getting him across his skinny ass body by several of his burning tacos, somehow landing all the way back in Seaside Hill as he was then crushed by his own taco cart, with a bunch of seagulls surrounding him, eventually pooping on him.