"Yeargh, what do you two plants want?" Waluigi complained as he noticed Lilligant and Whimsicott were at his taco stand in Seaside Hill.
"Oh, it's nothing, but we were wondering..." Lilligant started as she noticed a few Egg Pawns coming in to take some tacos.
"Shouldn't you be, you know, taking a break from doing all this taco business in Seaside Hill?" Whimsicott remarked as she tilted her head to the right.
"Hell like I would. It's giving me more money than even my sushi shop that's worth over 7000 bucks!" Waluigi taunted as he did a pose. "There's nothing that will convince me to stop!"
It was then that the same annoying bunch of seagulls came by, squawking as they attacked Waluigi and the customers, causing another panic at the taco stand.
Zip is what Waluigi did, trying to advertise his taco stand as he was riding in his taco cart at the Ribbon Road racetrack.
"I really hope there's no dumb shells!" Waluigi cursed as he noticed a winged spiny blue shell zip just by him, making him sweat nervously.
Looking to the side to see all the people cheering on the tall lanky man in purple, Waluigi waved his purple cap as he was then smashed by a rogue Chain Chomp hungry for tacos.
"Loser. He should have been paying attention to the road!" A yellow Yoshi taunted as he used his red tongue to grab the tacos Waluigi dropped.
"Awww, I feel bad for him." Isabelle stated as she slowed down and tried to help Waluigi out, only to be chased by the Chain Chomp who wanted more than taco flesh.
"Really makes you think." Dry Bowser stated as he was watching Waluigi offer tacos as a bonus for people coming to his Bridal Boutique near the Grumble Volcano.
"He's really desperate for free money, huh?" Toadette piped as she noticed this trend as well.
"Eh, it's not much of a surprise when you know Waluigi like the rest of us." Princess Daisy explained as she casually let out wet farts in her pooped pants.
"D'oh I missed the point of us being here," Petey Piranha stated, with the four characters watching from a pair of molten rocks that didn't fall into the boiling lava.
"Oh shut up, all of you!' Waluigi exclaimed as he grabbed a handful of tacos and fired them at the rocks, causing them to sink into the fiery substance as Toadette and Daisy held onto Petey, who flapped in the air with his big green leaves while Dry Bowser shrugged, willing to take another magma bath.
"Sure is boring around here..." Pikachu yawned as he noticed Waluigi selling tacos at the front of the Tomadachi Island called Big 4U Island.
"Aye, these treats are what all true warriors strive for!" Waluigi sparked back as he began juggling his tacos to get the attention of the various Miis walking around.
"Uh, I'd want a taco." Amy Rose stated as she touched her fingertips together, blushing.
"Rosey the rascal, always wanting an excuse to be gassy." Waluigi taunted as he adjusted his purple cap.
"Um, no. I'm just in the mood for a taco." Amy explained as she placed her hands on her hips.
"Sucks for you, big girl, because I'm not letting your farts gas this plane... WITH NO SURVIVORS!" Waluigi bellowed as he then pulled out his dad's shitgun and shot various tacos at Amy, making the pink hedgehog girl run off as Pikachu looked on in disbelief.