Waluigi was making more tacos at his taco stand on the wooden boardwalk of the Cheep Cheep Beach, watching various racers zip by as he casually shrugged, not really giving too much thought to care. At least until Dry Bowser slammed right into the taco stand, causing it to collapse as Waluigi emerged from the pile of tacos, glaring at Dry Bowser.
"The hell!?" Waluigi snapped as he barely said anything.
"I got blinded by a blooper," Dry Bowser explained as he shrugged, sitting on his Bone Rattler ATV. It was obvious that what he said was true since his bony body was inked black from the blooper who sprayed ink on him.
Waluigi didn't care, as he shoved a couple of stale tacos down Dry Bowser's mouth, to prove that he was pretty angry.
Having cleaned up, Waluigi now set up his taco stand at the dusty Bone Dry Dunes, with things seemingly being fine as he was selling to the various Shy Guys populating the desert. This was all fine and dandy until Petey Piranha came swooping down, practicing his flying abilities. Petey chuckled as he accidentally slammed into the taco stand, causing it to collapse on Waluigi, the customers, and the tacos.
Waluigi, despite being used to being so unlucky, screamed angrily as he emerged from the debris and chased Petey with his purple tennis tracket, using his own flying to catch up to the mutated piranha plant and beat him up like a tennis ball.
"WHY MUST YOU BE SO STUPID!?" Waluigi snapped angrily as it was just not his day.
Having fixed up his taco stand, Waluigi was now selling tacos at the bustling Toad's Turnpike, with traffic going right by him as he was on the literal outskirts of the city, being on a cliff that led into the city behind him. Waluigi was desperate to have a vehicle pull by, but no one would bother since Toadette and Princess Daisy farted up a farting contest, both of the girls pooping their brown stained pants from having stuffed themselves with tacos. Waluigi couldn't stand the noise (or smell), munching on a purple colored taco he crafted for himself as he pushed both of the gassy girls onto the turnpike, watching the traffic literally explode.
"WAH!" Waluigi screamed, for it was the only thing he would say in this part of the chapter, literally being the shortest thing he had ever said in this fanfic.
Waluigi was juggling various taco shells as he glared across the gap in the Choco Mountain, seeing Wario selling chocolate bars for twice the price he was selling tacos.
"Why the hell would you do that?" Waluigi exclaimed as he shook his right fist at Wario.
"Because it's funny!" Wario stated, wiping some of the chocolate bars on his big fat butt as he laughed heartily.
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he then grabbed a taco and munched on it, only for some chocolate boulders to fall on him, flattening the already flat tall man.