"What do you mean you're out of tacos!?" Lucina exclaimed as she felt quite hungry, the blue haired anime swordsman from the crappy waifu version of Fire Emblem craving for some spicy, gas inducing Mexican food.
Waluigi was making a new batch of tacos just outside the fiery Grumble Volcano as he pointed at the gassy princess Daisy farting in tight jeans. "That pants pooping slut over there took all of them. Can't blame her, it gives me money!"
"It's always money with you." Dry Bowser remarked dully as he was practicing his baseball skills by having a game of baseball with a bunch of dry enemies.
"Hey, I have to make a living off this shit somehow!" Waluigi snapped back, watching Dry Bowser smack a baseball high into the volcanic sky, with the ball hitting
Petey Piranha, who was flying around the volcanic race course as he crashed into Waluigi, causing the taco stand to collapse.
"Ooh, I can tell today isn't gonna be Wally's day," Toadette remarked while peeing herself from having too much of Lilligant's lemonade at the plank Pokemon's lemonade stand just in front of the former taco stand, with the wetting mushroom girl wearing diapers as she stood next to Lucina.
Lucina grumbled as her stomach rumbled, the girl swordsman still being hungry as she wanted tacos, with Waluigi barely crawling out as he panted.
Waluigi was selling tacos by his sushi shop, which costed $7000 just to eat one of his well prepared sushi that he made with his own hands, mainly because he hired clones of himself to run the shop. Both his taco stand and the sushi shop were in the Delfino Plaza, setting up shop near the marketplace on the sandy beach as Dry Bowser observed carefully, while Petey Piranha was popping in and out of the sand.
"Tacos and sushi? What haven't you done?" Dry Bowser muttered as he rubbed his bony chin with his right hand.
Waluigi laughed, eating a fish flavored taco as he then pulled his overalls. "Try to get a girlfriend while having a wife." He joked, only to then choke on the taco he had, falling on his back in pain.