Waluigi was at the snowy Sherbet Land, after having left Seaside Hill to feel cooler as he was annoyed that the flatulent Princess Daisy followed him all the way, scaring off the penguins with her farts. Waluigi was still making tacos as he sighed, mumbling to himself.
"Wah, do these chapters ever get to be over one thousand words?" Waluigi muttered, breaking the fourth wall while Daisy was breaking wind. "I mean, do people just like reading short things because they have small attention spans?"
"Beats me. This story is mostly about you." Dry Bowser stated, diving into the freezing cold water as he was looking for frozen treasure.
Waluigi adjusted his purple cap as he folded his lanky arms together, shaking his head. "I didn't feel this unmotivated to do anything since the Rio Olympics. Hell, I wonder how they went, I don't remember a fucking thing..."
"Oh, it stunk worse than my farts!" Daisy laughed as she rubbed her gas passing butt, her orange jeans brown stained as she laughed. "You wouldn't believe all the shit we literally had to go through there! It's like the one in my pants!"
"Thanks for the riveting commentary..." Waluigi growled as he then grabbed a slingshot and chucked several stale tacos at Daisy, burying her in them as he went back to making fresh tacos.
Toadette was ice skating as she approached Waluigi, holding her hands behind her back. "Why don't you try looking at the good things in live, Wally? I mean, you can't be miserable all the time! It's just not-"
"I'm not angry, I'm just... unimpressed." Waluigi responded as he twirled his mustache. "Day in, day out, it doesn't matter if a work is long, or short... or even in between. It's going to get the same amount of attention, long or short..." He then took a fish flavored taco and ate it, resorting to leaning back in his chair as he closed his eyes. "What's the use of pondering about anything when people will read it regardless of its length? People still want to see dumb things happen to me at my taco stand."
Upon having said that, Waluigi was then splashed by a huge amount of icy water, of which was from Petey Piranha taking a dive. Waluigi was soaked, turning around and yelling angrily at Petey, only for a giant fish to emerge and gobble him up along with the taco stand. Toadette watched in disbelief as she couldn't believe her eyes, with Petey and Dry Bowser shrugging while Daisy farted her way out of the pile of stale tacos.
"...you ever get the feeling someone is watching you?" Waluigi asked Lilligant as both of the stand owners had their stands at the mall near Sonic Adventure's Station Square.
"What do you mean, Dan Backslide?" Lilligant asked as she was handing lemonades to Whimsicott, who was making the lemonade as a result.
"I mean, it's like several people decided to invest more stocks into my taco stand." Waluigi stated as he was notably getting more customers that before. "I figure it's all suspicious, don't ya think?"
"At least it doesn't stink!" Whimsicott exclaimed as she pointed at Smol Nozomi farting up a storm for the tourists who were willing to stop by at both Waluigi's Taco Stand and Lilligant's Lemonade Stand, continuing to prove that any girl could fart in the story if they wanted to.