Smol Nozomi farted as she was dancing with garlic fueled tacos in her hands, stinking up Seaside Hill with her tooty tunes as Waluigi noticed construction of a couple of water slides were happening on the checkerboard hill nearby, squinting his eyes as Robbie Rotten strolled right up to him.
"I'll have a couple of your finest tacos," Robbie stated as he was disguised as Waluigi, moving his hands in his usual weird matter. "And make that two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Because we are number one, and I am villain number 1!"
Waluigi turned his focus to Robbie, shaking his head in disapproval as he completely ignored the fellow lanky villain's orders. "...why are you dressed up like that?"
"Because, disguising yourself is one of the most classical examples of being a villain!" Robbie exclaimed as he twirled around and posed, winking at Waluigi. "it catches your superhero off guard."
"And I'm not a superhero-" Waluigi was interrupted as Smol Nozomi farted in his face while his mouth was open, prompting him to choke the gassy anime girl.
"DAMN IT, WILL YOU STOP THAT!? IT'S BAD ENOUGH WITH MY DUMB GIRLFRIENDS, BUT I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS TO ME!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Robbie exclaimed in horror as he couldn't believe that Waluigi would harm a small innocent girl like Smol Nozomi, watching in disgust as Waluigi began stomping down on her while munching on a couple of garlic seasoned tacos.
Suddenly police cars came in from all different directions as King Bob-omb and Goomboss stepped out, both of them actually wearing police uniforms for once in their regal lives.
"Halt! You're not suppose to hurt little girls!" King Bob-omb stated as he pounded his orb shaped hands together, approaching the taco stand.
"Hey! Get off my back!" Waluigi snapped as he had Smol Nozomi in a choke hold. "This bitch farted in my face! Can't you see that's wrong!"
"Yes, but harming a little girl is worse! We don't care how much the fart stinks!" Goomboss exclaimed as he grabbed Waluigi with his mouth and began shaking him around like a chew toy.
Robbie watched in disbelief as the police took Waluigi away, with Smol Nozomi getting back up, severely injured. Dry Bowser rolled up on his Bone Rattler as it turned into the evening at Seaside Hill, the sun setting in the orange sky as the police cars drove away with Waluigi in custody.
"Did something stupid happen?" Dry Bowser asked as Petey Piranha flew by in the air, dropping containers of popcorn down onto the tropical beach as a gift from his popcorn parlor.
Robbie was about to say something, only to see Smol Nozomi farting all around the taco stand while eating up the remaining tacos, which in turn caused the entire building to collapse on her from her intense flatulence. Robbie sighed in defeat as he turned to Dry Bowser, dropping his Waluigi disguise.
"Never mind. What I saw took too much effort..." Robbie stated as he plopped on one of the wooden benches nearby, needing a moment to be lazy.