"Waluigi, why do you like lying?" Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby asked Waluigi at his taco stand at the dusty Bone Dry Dunes as the lanky elf man was selling tacos to the tourists exploring the canyon.

"Because lying is one of the things that have been around since the world was turning," Waluigi responded as he juggled a couple of stale tacos, eating one of them as he then chucked the rest at a group of flying ducks, causing them to land into the quicksand as the Duck Hunt dog held up two of the ducks with a smile on his face.

"But wouldn't you feel terrible, knowing that it's not true?" Toujou Nozomi asked as she was waiting for a taco herself, holding a tarot card that had Waluigi selling tacos on it.

"Waluigi, feeling anything?" Dry Bowser laughed as he rolled a cart full of coal in it, shaking his head. "This lanky loser can't feel a fiber of empathy even if he tried."

"Oh just shut up, bonehead!" Waluigi snapped as he grabbed a garlic powdered stale taco at Dry Bowser and reduced the reptile to a bone pile, turning to Tito Dick and Nozomi as he rolled his hands around. "Anyway, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

Nozomi and Tito Dick glanced at each other oddly as Toadette skipped by, wondering why Waluigi was selling in the desert.

"I never knew that Wally had a thing for the sand," Toadette commented as she placed her hands on her hips, tilting her head to the right. "Maybe he isn't a possible alternate fill in for Darth Vader after all..."

Darth Vader suddenly appeared, force choking Waluigi as he had to make his presence known, confusing the others.

"Well, I was summoned." Darth Vader stated in response as he casually shrugged, proceeding to light up his red lightsaber for no reason.

Back in Seaside Hill, plenty of customers were watching Princess Daisy eating several tacos in a row nonstop, all of them impressed as Waluigi had his arms wrapped around the back of his head, Fred Flintstone stunned by how much the tomboy princess was eating.

"Gee, and I thought I had an appetite." Fred stated in disbelief as the grand dad from Bedrock shook his head. "She eats those tacos right up like it's a bodily function!"

"Man, you wouldn't believe how much she craves my tacos," Waluigi stated as he glanced to the ocean to see Petey Piranha jumping in and out of the waves with several dolphins, adjusting his purple cap as he looked at all the business Daisy was bringing in for him.

Waluigi was running with his tacos in arms as he was being chased by an angry mob of hungry tourists, who were getting impatient with waiting for their spicy tacos as they were chasing the tall lanky man around the Yoshi Valley, with various wild Yoshis watching from the distance as they didn't know what to make of the predicament.

"Wah! Just give me a chance to finish them up!" Waluigi exclaimed as he could feel some pitchforks and torches being chucked at him, with this not really being his day.

Dr. Hoshi watched as he was giving some Yoshi themed vehicles a tune up, turning to Peppy Ankylosaurus. "So, how long do you think he'll manage to last?"

Peppy thought for a moment as he rubbed his chin, turning back to Dr. Hoshi. "Honestly, I'd give him a day. Or at least 12 hours. This guy is surprisingly nimble for a skinny freak of nature."