Waluigi rubbed his big pink nose as he sighed, placing his hands on his face as he watched the waves in the sea as the sun was setting in Seaside Hill, having set up his taco stand in the Animal Crossing village of Ediseas. He just wanted some peace and quiet.
"Goddamn it, will you idiots shut up?" Waluigi snapped as he glared at the Animal Crossing villagers dancing to the Flintstones theme song with Petey Piranha, trying to carve the perfect, salty tacos as he sighed deeply. "It's not bad enough that I can't enjoy the sun setting?"
"Someone is having a bad day." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was practicing his baseball skills on the nearby baseball field, with Robbie Rotten chucking baseballs at the bony reptile.
"Trust me, this is nothing. Try to catch a superhero on the run." Robbie stated with a chuckle as he shook his head, rubbing the baseballs in his glove as he chucked it at Dry Bowser, who smacked the balls into the air with his metal baseball bat.
Waluigi glared at the two baseball players as he then grabbed some stale tacos and chucked it at them, and then doing the same thing to the villagers and Petey.
"Argh! I just can't have one day where Waluigi feels like a king?" Waluigi grumbled as he wondered if he would have been better off selling stocks instead of selling his tacos.
Waluigi was selling tacos at the Electrodome as Toadette drove by on the Wiggler ATV, humming to the beat being played in the musical racetrack.
"Hey Wally! Isn't the music here just grand?" Toadette giggled as she winked.
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he was putting onion powder on some tacos. "Yeah, I just LOVE hearing obnoxious tunes..."
"You mean like the ones I play for you time from time?" Toadette interjected as she then farted out a cute little poot, which annoyed Waluigi greatly.