Waluigi watched from his taco stand as there was a Renegade Roundup going on at the Wuhu Town on Wuhu Island, with it being bright, vibrant, and sunny as there was a clone of Waluigi racing among the other racers, being on the run as a robber while the main Waluigi was at one of the buildings, getting some much needed shade from the annoyingly bright city.

"Wah... it's too bright here." Waluigi commented as he saw Princess Daisy fart forward to boost herself, riding on a Mr. Scooty bike with a Piranha Plant nabbing R.O.B. riding in a Circuit Special vehicle and heading towards the yellow gate. "I don't know what made these idiot sponsors think this place was good for business."

"It's because this place is brimming with business!" A blue Pianta exclaimed as he was celebrating with different other generic creatures of the Mario world, all of them seeing Dry Bowser speed away on the adorable City Tripper bike as he was being chased by Isabelle riding on the Bone Rattler ATV.

"This is too ironic," Dry Bowser grumbled as he was snatched up by the piranha plant attached to Isabelle, who giggled as she was pooting away while munching on tacos she got from Waluigi earlier.

"DB! Oh no!" Toadette exclaimed in horror while riding around on her Teddy Buggy ATV, trying to run from the coppers that were getting on her butt as she was sweating nervously, not knowing where to go as she got cornered by Petey Piranha, who was waiting at the center.

"It's morphin time!" Petey exclaimed to his piranha plant as he moved forward on his Inkstriker ATV, grabbing Toadette as he avoided the clash of the coppers, who all collided into each other and made an embarrassing mess on the battle stage as he approached the cage.

Waluigi watched in glee while crafting more tacos as his clone was causing trouble for the coppers, avoiding them at every intersection as he caused quite the chaos on the Wii Sports Resort location, with the viewers cheering him on for the raw entertainment.


"Wah! Leave me alone!" Waluigi screamed as he was running on his feet at the Cheep Cheep Beach, chucking his tacos back at the angry Cheep Cheep fish who were chasing him on the sandy beach, with Dry Bowser watching and smirking as he was collecting seashells.


"This isn't legal, ya know!" Waluigi snapped as he was being juggled in the air by Petey Piranha at the Sunshine Airport, with several Mii racers zipping by on their vehicles and snatching up the tacos as they sped on their merry ways.


"I should have seen this coming," Waluigi groaned as he was stuck to a farting Princess Daisy, who was constantly pooting in her magic enhanced jeans that caused any girl who wore them to always fart, with Waluigi trying to sell his tacos at the Sweet Sweet Canyon, with there being all sorts of sweets chucked everywhere into the air.


"You know what, this isn't a shock anymore," Waluigi groaned as he was on fire, flames having spread all over the volcanic Grumble Volcano racecourse as Dry Bowser was dominating a battle full of different Waluigis, with the skeletal reptile on the blue team nabbing all the Waluigi clones on the blue team with his Piranha Plant, being in the middle of a Renegade Roundup as Waluigi was not successful in making his taco selling business stand up, with Toadette trying her best to put out the rising flames.