"Blech! I hate tacos!" A distorted version of Luigi stated while at Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill, pulling out a trash can from his cap. "YOU MUST DIE!"
"I don't think so, ugly, cause you're lousy!" Waluigi snapped as he pulled out a copy of himself, taking a garlic topped taco and making a warp portal appear behind him.
"What the fuck is that?" The distorted Luigi asked as he watched Waluigi fire the Waluigi clone into the portal, causing the entire beach to shake as he gasped in horror. "OH NO!"
The distorted Luigi was then buried in a pile of clones of Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, the gassy copycats of the flatulent princess of Sarasaland pooping their pants on him to his death, with Waluigi watching with a sly smirk as the real Princess Daisy watched with the others while wearing her normal yellow and orange dress.
"Goodness... I'm not that crazed, am I?" Daisy asked nervously as she felt her stomach rumble, farting out a cute little poot.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he spun a taco in the air with one of his bony hands. "You tell us. You act like this daily."
"Yeah! You're a gas, literally!" Petey Piranha laughed as he was jumping in and out of a pile of half eaten tacos, of which he went halfway through.