Waluigi was watching a race that had several clones of himself racing each other on different vehicles at the Waluigi Stadium, with the tall lanky man in purple himself being at his taco stand of outstanding tacos just outside said stadium named and themed after him, getting a lot of attention from tourists due to him being the profiteer of the race course. Dry Bowser and Toadette approached him as they both wondered how he has doing, since it had been a very long while.
"Oh, I haven't seen you two in a while." Waluigi commented as he adjusted his purple cap while munching on a fish flavored taco. "What brings you two to my stadium?"
"Well we figured that we would check up on you since it's been weeks." Dry Bowser explained while getting out of the Parade Kart, picking up a taco sprinkled with onion powder. "That, and the kid wants to have one of your tacos."
"Yeah! I'm in need of filling up my gas tank!" Toadette giggled as she felt her stomach rumble.
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "All right, give me a moment..." He then proceeded to pull out the ingredients to make a taco, beginning to craft them as he glanced at Toadette. "How much do you want?"
"As many as you can make!" Toadette stated as she turned to Dry Bowser, winking.
Dry Bowser groaned as he slowly pulled out his wallet from his charcoal shell. "I can tell this is going to cost me... dearly..."
After Waluigi made a big bunch of tacos, Toadette ate them up and Dry Bowser paid Waluigi in a large amount of money. There was several seconds of Toadette farting as a result, which attracted a lot of customers to Waluigi's Taco Stand since it's clear that they had a fart fetish or some sort since they didn't care to get some tacos beforehand, but Waluigi shrugged and took it in stride since he got attention anyway, and all was well with Dry Bowser and Toadette driving into the stadium in their Parade Kart... and then Petey Piranha fell from the night sky, landing right on top of Waluigi and his taco stand.
"Sorry. I was trying to get my flying test checked out again," Petey exclaimed while moving his big green leaves about to Waluigi, who was flattened like a pancake.
Waluigi brushed off the sand at his taco stand in the Dolphin Shoals as the dolphins were splashing in and out, with Wendy O' Koopa pulling by in her pink Koopa Klown Kar, scoffing at the tall lanky man in purple.
"Pah! I don't get you! You hate being treated as a joke, yet you sell tacos!" Wendy commented as she adjusted her pink bow. "Where's your sense of dignity?"
"You can't lose dignity if you never had it to begin with!" Waluigi responded with a casual scoff as he waved his right hand at the lone female Koopaling. "Just buy a taco, or buzz off. I don't have time for filler like you."
"Says the embodiment of filler," Wendy remarked with a smirk as she began to take off, only for Waluigi to bury her in a pile of stale tacos, with them getting wet from the dolphins splashing by.
"...And that's why you shouldn't open your big mouth if you can't put up," Waluigi confirmed as he placed some onion powder on some of his fresh tacos, proceeding to eat them as he knew there would be customers in no time.