Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms, eating some of the stale tacos he had as Lilligant came over, both of them having their stands in the populated Sunshine Airport.

"Wally? What's wrong?" Lilligant asked while tilting her head, having finished pouring some fresh lemonade for the impending customers. "You look quite exhausted."

"...Oh, I'm getting tired of just being a taco man, that's all." Waluigi begrudgingly responded as he spun a fish flavored taco in his hand, proceeding to eat it as he wrapped his lanky arms around the back of his head. "There's more to being me than... just selling tacos."

Lilligant took a sip of her lemonade as she hummed. "Probably because you're getting sick of it being a meme. Maybe take a break from it, and you'll feel better about it."

Begrudgingly, Waluigi pulled out his duck and looked at it, the yellow colored bird toy causing him to begin murmuring. "Wah, I guess you make a great point. Maybe I'll try and sell how my Bridal Boutique is going..."

"That's the spirit!" Lilligant exclaimed as she then jumped up into a pose like those cheesy 1980s sitcoms.

Waluigi squinted his eyes at the grass type plant Pokemon as he watched Lilligant fall on her lemonade stand, laughing his butt off as he watched it collapse on her as a result.


One day on a beautiful rainy afternoon in the middle of the bustling New Donk City, Waluigi was making a new batch of tacos while his clones were helping out, with one of his clones trying to see how he could fit into a pizza box. Apparently, the specific cloned version of purple capped lanky tall man of wicked proportions wasn't having much luck, because the box basically refused to let him in.

"Damn it," Waluigi's clone cursed as he snapped his fingers, determined to get in. "But I'll keep trying anyway!"

"I wouldn't bother with it if I were you," Waluigi suggested as he munched into a beefy taco, having spied on his copy doing the deed.

"Pfft, I don't need you!" Snapped back the Waluigi clone as he tried once more to fit into the pizza box. He broke it in half. "NO!"

Nearby, Bowser can be heard chuckling evilly as he sips some more of his evil tea, not caring a bit for the purple hatted freak.


Waluigi and Donkey Kong were hurling barrels at each other while being at the top of the Mushroom City, with Waluigi hurling red barrels while Donkey Kong hurled yellow barrels. Amazingly enough, they weren't tired of it at all, as they were only doing this for pretty much all day, going seven hours and forty nine minutes in. Luckily for Waluigi, he already had several clones of him running his taco stand at the bottom of the skyscraper the two barrel hurling clowns were having their contest.

"Wah... I wish the real Waluigi would come down here and do all this work instead of us!" A Waluigi clone groaned as he ate a fish flavored taco he placed some garlic on, summoning a portal as he stripped off his clothes to ward it off.

"Hey Waluigi, do you think we could throw in something new to keep this barrel tossing in?" Donkey Kong asked as he chucked two yellow barrels at the red-capped plumber.

Waluigi rubbed his chin, pondering after tossing three red barrels at the tie-wearing ape. "Hmmm, you have a good point, Donkey Kong." He shrugged. "I guess the both of us could just..."

"DO A BARREL ROLL!" Peppy Hare, out of nowhere, suggested, as he himself began barrel rolling in between the barrels, while Waluigi and Donkey Kong laughed like jolly fat old men.


Waluigi was riding the local Mushroom Kingdom subway train at the Super Bell Subway, going through the rustling tunnels of Mushroom City towards the nearby Big Ape City, located right on Donkey Kong Island. As the purple capped lanky man began humming to himself while trying to run his taco stand on the train by eating some of his own relatively stale tacos, an L block sat next to him, minding its own business. Waluigi didn't know whether to shrug it off or panic.

"Geeze... it's just an L block, man..." Waluigi muttered to himself as he pulled the collar of his red shirt, sweating, "It's not like there's a T block coming out of nowhere and-"

Before he could comment any further, he was squashed by an incoming T block, who looked at the L block and greeted itself. Waluigi moaned in pain as he could not feel himself.


"Hey Waluigi!" Chrom exclaimed as the chrome enhanced Fire Emblem swordsman approached Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill during the evening, munching on some fish sticks he had with him.

"What, Chrom? Are you gonna sell me on your stupid fish sticks again?" Waluigi grumbled as he was munching on some stale tacos he had.

"First of all, fuck you they are delicious, and secondly, no not this time." Chrom pointed out as he finished his fish sticks, moving his right hand around while resting his left hand on his hip. "Buzzwole is watching over Morshu's shop!"

"...And why should I care?" Waluigi murmured as he adjusted his purple cap.

Chrom rubbed the back of his head after shrugging. "I dunno, there's some sketchy shit going on... why isn't Morshu present?"

Waluigi rubbed his chin with his left hand as he smirked, thinking. "Hmmm... I could bomb the place for the hell of it... okay I'll come!" He then whistled, turning around to see several of his clones. "Watch this place, I'll be right back!"

"You got it, Waluigi!" The Waluigi clones exclaimed simultaneously while doing different poses as they all watched the real deal head off with Chrom, both of them off to Morshu's New Super Rebooted Ice Cream Stand.