Waluigi was in Seaside Hill, which looked more odd than usual as there were Rabbids running around on the sandy beach, with them sticking various objects everywhere as they laughed. What seemed more strange was that there was a Rabbid version of Waluigi named Bwaluigi next to the tall lanky purple man, but the Rabbid was bulky and not as tall. And it was this Rabbid Waluigi who was making the tacos at Waluigi's Taco Stand, with Waluigi taking the opportunity to rest himself. The weather was perfect as well, with it being bright and sunny as you would expect any beach to be, even one that had as many odd occurrences as Seaside Hill, with the neighboring Ocean Palace being torn apart by the Raving Rabbids.
"Wah... man, it was good enough of that Haltmann guy to convince me to a possible business opportunity with them, but now I have all these Rabbids who love my tacos!" Waluigi exclaimed as he noticed the Rabbids all cheering at him, with him actually resting on a large pile of green dollar bills. "I don't know how this can get better!"
"Hey Wally! Ooh, you brought those adorable Rabbids here!" Toadette exclaimed as she gave several of the zany Rabbids high fives. "I'm pretty good friends with the Rabbids! In fact, have you met these four that helped saved the Mushroom Kingdom?"
"What do you mean by this?" Waluigi commented as he tugged his twisted mustache, with Bwaluigi simply shrugging as he took some tacos and stuffed them into his mouth.
As if on cue, the heroic Rabbid brigade showed up, with Rabbid Peach taking pictures of herself with the other Rabbids while Rabbid Yoshi was slurping up a pile of tacos that several Rabbids piled up on a wooden bench. Rabbid Mario simply posed in a rather cool pose, while Rabbid Luigi was curious at Waluigi's structure, walking up to him.
"Wah... hey, do you think this is a petting zoo, bub?" Waluigi responded as he poked Rabbid Luigi in the face, with Bwaluigi laughing at this.
Dry Bowser was observing the Rabbids that were playing around with the tacos, with the skeletal reptile writing down on a pad as he nodded his head. "Hmm. What do you think of this, Harryhausen?"
Dr. Hoshi murmured as he adjusted his light blue glasses, the purple raptor wondering just how did the Rabbids get here. "Perplexing, to say the least. But at least they don't seem to be minions..."
Petey Piranha was playing around with the Rabbids, chucking some tacos at their weird time traveling washing machine, with Peppy Ankylosaurus munching on lettuce as he shared some with a couple of Rabbids, who decided to dress themselves up in the green vegetables as they laughed. A couple other Rabbids were cheering at Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans, the flatulent tomboy princess winking at the white raving rabbits who were craving this.
"Mmm, you bunnies like your bathroom humor, don't you?" Daisy stated in a sexual tone as she giggled, patting her farting butt as her pants puffed up, much to the joy of the Rabbids.
"What did she mean by this?" Asked the famed CIA agent Bill Wilson, who was having a big lunch (for you) with his masked man Bane.
"She's going to crash her laundry... WITH NO SURVIVORS." Bane exclaimed, as he then noticed several Rabbids crashing a plane into one of Seaside Hill's checkered hills, causing a massive fire to rise.
"Ma-HAUUUUAAAHAGGHHH Waluigi's tacos has always been celebrated for its excellence." Orson Welles stated in a drunken tone of elegance as he held a taco, surrounded by several Rabbids who looked on in curiosity. "There is a taco stand by Paul Masson, inspired by that same Waluigi excellence. It's fermented in the taco shell and, like the best Waluigi tacos, is vintage dated, so Paul Masson..."
Bwaluigi was confused by this as he turned to Waluigi, who just shook his head as the Rabbids were laughing at the drunk Orson Welles. If it wasn't enough, Smol Nozomi farted by as she was being chased by a Rabbid Smol Nozomi who wanted to play with her purple pigtails, while Fred Flintstone was showing the Rabbids the hard stoned technique of bowling on the beach, using the coconut shells as bowling bowls as the Rabbids followed his example and used themselves. And if that wasn't bizarre enough, Susie Haltmann was tied up by a couple of Rabbids who were force feeding her tacos, with them laughing as she was forced to burp from being stuffed up. Bwario was pulling pranks on the few customers who weren't Rabbids, while Rabbid Kong was building up a fort made of tacos and bananas. Tito Dick was showing his Rabbid counterpart how to pull up his pants, while Robbie Rotten was trying his best to teach the Rabbids how to be villains. All together, it was just another day at Waluigi's Taco Stand.
"Yabba dabba do! That's how you do it to it!" Fred exclaimed as he watched several Rabbids fly in the air, as the crazed rabbits used themselves like bowling pins for the grand dad to test his caveman strength on, getting some of the leftover beefy tacos nearby.
"...You know, I do question why you have a giant slab of wood," Waluigi commented, pulling out a nice Bullet Bill blaster as he charged it up on his right arm and began firing several Bullet Bills who had Rabbid faces on them for some weird reason.
"Oh Mr. Waluigi, don't you realize that you shouldn't question logic?" Fishy Boopkins exclaimed as he was then picked up by a couple of Rabbids, who used the unlucky green Spike as a volleyball with some stale tacos.
SMG4 shook his head as he bit into his fish flavored taco, the 64 bit rendered blue and white clothed Mario lookalike accepting it and not bothering to question it. "Waluigi would do something about this, but it would be bad for business."
"You damn well know it would be bad for business." Waluigi stated as he then pulled out a picture of a Dragon Quest Slime on a Fortune Street board over Isle Delfino, rubbing his gloved fingers on it. "Hmm... I wonder if this slimy slime ball ever offered my sushi shop partnership..."