"What's your license number, bub?" A Bob-omb Buddy asked as he faced Waluigi, with it being an incredibly hot day at the Shy Guy Beach as it was too hot even for the Shy Guy pirates.

"...License number for what?" Waluigi scoffed as he ate a taco he had just made.

The Bobomb Buddy just stared back at Waluigi. "For running this taco stand, obviously."

Waluigi rolled his eyes. "It's 8023796, you freak. Now can you beat it already?" He placed his hands on his face as he sighed. "It's too hot for me to want to do anything..."

The Bobomb Buddy shrugged as he left Waluigi to mope in the intense heat, with the tall lanky man just not feeling it.

"So did you feel that you got a very needed break?" Princess Daisy asked as she and Waluigi were having a quiet dinner in Waluigi's apartment in a rainy New Donk City, with the yellow and orange clad tomboy noticing that the dastardly fellow of skinny proportions wasn't feeling too good.

"Yeah... but something doesn't feel right." Waluigi remarked as he rubbed his chin. "It's like... the clones of myself that I have running the stand are probably doing a bad job, knowing them."

"Come on, they can't be that bad!" Daisy stated as she held Waluigi's hands together.

Waluigi stared blankly at Daisy as he then snapped his fingers, revealing a handheld TV set popping up as it turned on, revealing the bunch of Waluigi copies badly running the taco stand in the middle of New Donk, with them chucking tacos at everyone, including themselves. Daisy winced as she couldn't believe why the Waluigi lookalikes would do such a bad job with something so easy like running a taco stand, but there it was... and then a giant Waluigi fell on top of the taco stand, crushing all the Waluigi mimics in the process. Daisy couldn't say anything as Waluigi folded his lanky arms together, shaking his head as his point was proven.

"Damn it man, will you stop it with the fucking tacos and focus on the friggin' tennis?" Dry Bowser groaned as he watched Waluigi leaving the court to go grab a taco, with them playing tennis against Fred Flintstone and Toujou Nozomi in Bedrock as they were losing due to Waluigi leaving every time to get some tacos.

"I can't help it! I know how to make a good taco!" Waluigi spoke as he was eating a taco that his Bedrock version made, enjoying it as he walked back to the court with style.

"Yeesh... this guy really likes priding himself, eh?" Fred stated as he folded his beefy arms together.

"Well he is handsome. After all, he's purple!" Nozomi exclaimed as she held her hands together, wanting Waluigi to get into her sweaty undies.

"Tacos! Get your stone age rocking tacos here!" Bedrock Waluigi exclaimed while wearing purple caveman clothes, waving his tacos in the air.

Waluigi watched as Ridley was giving Pichu a piggyback ride, with the duo arriving at the taco stand that was in Inkopolis, with Inklings running around in the background.

"Hey Ridley! Ya think Wally over there sells cheesecake?" Pichu chirped as she tilted her head several times.

Ridley laughed in a big manner for you. "Ha! All he sells are those stale tacos of his!"

"Hey! My tacos are less stale than your big memes!" Waluigi snapped back as he was about to chuck his spicy tacos at Ridley, only to realize that he was in the same position as the giant purple space pirate dragon was, thinking to himself as he then pulled out a Waluigi Launcher and blasted a copy of himself at a group of incoming Inklings, killing them in the process.

Toadette hummed as she was skipping merrily with Fishy Boopkins and Joseph the Koopa Troopa, approaching Waluigi and his taco stand, with them being in the popular Yoshi Park as a baseball game between the Yoshis and a group of assorted enemies led by King K. Rool was happening in the back.

"Come on and slam that home run, Birdo! Welcome those chumps to the jam!" Waluigi exclaimed as he watched Birdo smack the baseball high into the sky, seeing her and King K. Rool run around the field as he cheered, munching on a taco as he then turned around to see the trio of idiots standing before him. "Oh. What do you want?"

"Hey Wally, my boys and I wanna have an earlier dinner!" Toadette exclaimed as she clapped her hands together, twirling around and winking. "Can we have some?"

"Uh huh, we wanna have tacos so we can watch anime together in a spicy manner!" Fishy Boopkins exclaimed as he pulled out a body pillow of a generic anime waifu.

"Yeah dood, we just wanna have some beef and taco shells and all that so we can go have some fun!" Joseph added as the Koopa was acting quite excited.

"Ehh... fine, if you creeps leave me alone." Waluigi grumbled as he got out a stash of freshly made tacos, handing them to the three small characters. "Now beat it, I'm trying to watch the game!"

"Ooh, we'll watch with you!" Toadette exclaimed as she bounced into the taco stand, sitting on a bag full of taco ingredients.

"Oh yes, baseball is popular in anime too!" Fishy Boopkins exclaimed as he chucked himself into the stand like a GMod doll, pulling up two more anime waifu pillows.

"Yeah dude, let's get stuffed and watch this balls of base!" Joseph exclaimed as he hurled himself like an actual plush doll, dressing up in baseball gear as he loved sports. "I wish I was out there, I would be able to get all the bases!"

Waluigi groaned as he now had to deal with these three, with the tall lanky purple man groaning as he knew it was going to be a long day.